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Hell yeah! Don't forget to follow this new blog! Revel in Abby's goodness damn it!

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So... this is like... heaven, yeah?

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Green lips: aftermath

Rex and Quetz walking around novum chaldea with clear signs as to what they had just got up to was actually causing quite the stir among the servants who were still awake to see them. Eventually causing a sleepy Mash to investigate.

Mash, sleepy: senpai, what are you and Quetz doi- wait, what's with senpai's face?

She says this looking at the various green kiss marks all over his face and neck.

Quetz: I think it's pretty obvious

As Quetz says this she looks towards Mash in a way that prominently shows off her vibrant green lips.

Mash, flustered: o-oh my! Uh u-um I'm sorry to bother you two! I'll be going now!

After that Mash goes back to her room

Rex: Quetz... why do you want to show this off...?

Quetz: I was feeling like showing off our relationship tonight.

After saying this she immediately plants one more kiss on him.

Quetz: and I wanted people to know you are mine and mine alone

Not too far away but far enough

Kiara: oh my! How aggressive of her! Hmmm... maybe I should leave a mark on master too

BB: be quiet nun, if anyone's going to challenge that it's going to be me!

Kiara: I think you need to back away you silly little ai

After that flames erupt burning both of them!

Jalter: shut up you two!

Jalter then proceeds to drag the two away

A/N: here's what happened after RexCoatl got naughty

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Sorry, Wrong Address (Epilogue)

Ishtar had spent a while with Val and Faye today, and was frankly quite pooped. So she made her way to the cafeteria, feeling like indulging her sweet tooth. She stepped into the darkened room. Her bemused curiosity turned into the realization of danger moments too late, however, as the door slammed shut behind her and bolted closed.

A goddess as radiant as Ishtar didn’t need the lights to see. Yes, that’s why she wasn’t afraid, because she could see perfectly fine. She wasn’t at all grateful for the light of a television screen turning on, because it wasn’t needed. Nor was the next. Soon, Ishtar found herself surrounded by televisions. bathed in the white glow of static.

After a moment’s confusion, the television she was facing began to play a recording. The small Ishtar that she had separated from herself so she could spend time with the Masters, sitting atop Faye’s shoulder.

“…If I find out that you hurt her, don’t forget that I WILL end you.”

“I WILL end you”

“I WILL end you”

slowly, each screen showed the same scene, looping the same line of dialogue, the delay such that those four words were all Ishtar could hear. She puffed up her cheeks as she realized what was happening, and Ereshkigal appeared from the shadows behind her.

“You liiiiiiiiike meeeeeee. You can’t deny it any more, you liiiiiiiiiike meeeeeeeeee.”

Ereshkigal taunted Ishtar, who stood there in grumpy silence. She couldn’t deny it, and that was enough to leave her fuming. The only thing she wondered as she suffered her sister’s teasing was how this all got set up so fast.

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Da Vinci sipped her tea as she watched what happened through the security system. Serves Ishtar right for leaving her room when she wasn’t supposed to.

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A/N: Silly thought I had. Don’t mess with Da Vinci.

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Green lips

Warning: nsfw

Rex was just laying in bed, it was relatively late at night, tho not too late. He was waiting on Quetz to come back.

Eventually she does come back in but something seems different.

Rex: oh hey Quetz!

Quetz didn't respond just yet, instead just walking towards a desk in their room.

Rex: Quetz?

Quetz still didn't respond. Instead she sat at the desk and pulled a mirror out of a drawer. She then pulled out what looked to be lipstick. She opened it and it was a vibrant green color.

Rex: where did you get that?

Quetz: wouldn't you like to know?

After saying that, Quetz put the lipstick on and all of a sudden everything changed. When Rex saw her lips now in a shining green color something came over him, they were fuller somehow.

Rex: ...Quetz... that's an interesting co-

But before he could finish she planted a big wet sloppy kiss right on him. She kissed him very aggressively. He was completely overwhelmed by her actions, so much so he has trouble moving. For some reason this kiss was different then any other.

Eventually she pulls her lips off but she was also pulling on his tongue a bit too, then letting go.

Rex: holy...

But immediately after she plants more kisses all over him, leaving bright green kiss marks all over his body. While doing this she pulls off his clothes and strips herself aswell.

She left marks on what felt like every inch of his body. On his neck, chest, stomach, waist, his you know what, and so much more.

Rex, extremely overwhelmed: Quetz! I can't handle it! It's so much!

Immediately after he says that Quetz positions herself right above Rex's member, then slowly sticking it into her. She then starts aggressively slamming their bodies together while holding him close her body. While doing so she planted another wet kiss right on him.

Rex felt enraptured by what she was doing to him. He couldn't help but let her have her way with him, it was a divine experience.

Eventually after so long of them humping each other the two finally reach climax.

Rex layed there breathing heavily, nearly losing consciousness from the experience.

Quetz had already gotten back up and started clean up. But one thing she didn't want to clean just yet were the kiss marks she left on him.

Quetz: come on mi amor, get dressed. I want to go out for a bit.

Rex, still tired: what? After all that? And I'm still covered in these green lipstick marks. Most will be covered by my clothes but people will still see the rest.

Quetz: good, I want them to see. I want everyone to see that you're mine.

Rex blushed hard after she said that.

Rex: ...yes mi corazon...

The two then headed out, walking about novum chaldea. Green kiss marks showing on Rex's neck and face while Quetz wore the same green lipstick, to advertise what she just did to master.

A/N: a bit of a unique nsfw writing. Quetz felt like being aggressive to Rex for the day.

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Sorry, Wrong Address (Pt 2)

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Farewell gift

During the grand order, when Quetz and Rex first started dating they were already very close to each other from the get go. If you didn't know any better you'd think they had been dating for ages. Some servants even did think this, surprised when they first announced they started dating.

Roman: wow, you guys really hit it off together huh?

Rex, embarrassed: y-you really think so?

Quetz: no need to be embarrassed master, just shows how strong our love really is.

Roman: I'm really happy for the two of you! You make an amazing couple!

Rex: thanks Roman. Never thought I'd be in relationship with such an amazing goddess.

Quetz, blushing: aye mi amor! You're making me blush!

Roman, thinking: yeah, I'm happy for you two, I can see you both being together for a long time.

Much later during cosmos in lostbelt

Rex abs Quetz go into Da Vinci's workshop to tell of their engagement

Da Vinci: oh hey you two! What's gotten you so excited?

Quetz, holding her hand: mi amor proposed!

Da Vinci: really!? That's amazing!

Quetz: si! I was so happy when he asked I couldn't contain my excitement!

Rex: yeah, I'd be more then happy to be with her forever!

Da Vinci: well with that news I have something to show you two

Both: hmm?

Da Vinci pulls out a small box from a drawer.

Da Vinci: there ya go!

Rex: what is it?

Da Vinci: open it up!

The two open the box, in it they see two wedding bands and a note.

Rex: what?!

Quetz: Da Vinci did you know this would happen?

Da Vinci: read the note

Note: dear Rex and Quetz, if you're reading this then that means one of you proposed to the other and are getting ready for your wedding. I saw that this would happen and prepared these for you two, I'm so happy you two will be happy together forever. Unfortunately if you couldn't already tell I won't be able to be there for the wedding but I hope it's a special occasion regardless. Signed Dr. Romani Archaman.

Rex: ...Roman?

Quetz: he saw we would be married?

Da Vinci: it seems Solomon could see more things in the future besides the incineration of humanity.

Rex: oh my gosh, I can't believe he knew.

Quetz: and prepared these for us!

Rex, sadly: if only he were here for us to thank him.

Da Vinci: now now no getting sad you two, this is still a time for celebration!

Rex: right!

Quetz: si!

A/N: had this idea going about for a bit. Thought it'd be good to christen the new blog.

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Day 77

A fine day to remember that Abby did nothing wrong.

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Twisted Fate

Alarms were going off in Novum Chaldea's control room! It was an emergency! The three masters along with Mash and Quetz came into the control room to learn what had happened.

Rex: what happened?

Rikko: yeah, what's with the alarms?

Da Vinci: a new singularity has been detected.

Rikka: what?!

Da Vinci: yes, we had detected it earlier but it seemed so minor that we figured it would solve itself.

Holmes: but that's no longer the case. It's grown since then and now it's nearly as bad as the singularities from the incineration of humanity.

Rex: holy crap!

Sion: so we're sending you lot to go fix this just like before. Thankfully unlike those singularities this one's localized to one large portion so it should be relatively straightforward once you get there.

Rikko: where is the singularity?

Da Vinci: it's actually in Orleans again.

Rex: huh, that's interesting.

Da Vinci: anyways get ready to go you three, we need to fix this as soon as possible!

All 3 masters: on it!

The 5 of them find themselves in the French countryside once again

Mash: it seems we managed to get here smoothly this time.

Da Vinci, over comms: we've sent far enough away as to not get caught up in whatever's happening but close enough so you can get their quickly.

Rex: thanks Da Vinci.

The group heads into the city, where the disturbance is coming from and see a very unexpected sight.

Quetz: it's one of those giant ghost enemies.

Rex: this one's different... but familiar.

Rikka: wait a minute! Isn't that how Ereshkigal looked in Kur?

Rikko: that's right!

Berserk Eresh: Raaaaahhh!!!

The giant ghost is seen whipping up a wind storm that terrorizes the city and is wielding a huge spear.

Rex: why is she so angry?

Mash: senpai look!

Rex looks right underneath the raging Goddess and sees a human. A woman with brown hair tied in a braid, she seemed unconscious and bleeding.

Quetz: maybe that's the source of her anger?

Rex: it's possible.

Rikka: wait a minute! She's wearing a mystic code!

Rikko: huh?

Rex: you're right! But how?

Quetz: mi amor I don't think now's the time to question that!

As she says this the berserking goddess sees the group

Berserk Eresh: STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!!

As she says this she swings her spear at the group, they manage to dodge but it was very close.

Rex: fucking hell!

Mash: we gotta stop her! She's too angry!

Eventually the goddess lifts up her spear readying a big attack!

KUR KI GAL IRKALLA

MOLD CAMELOT

Mash manages to put up the walls of the false Camelot to protect them from the goddesse's attack.

Rex: ok that was a lot! Quetz! Give her a taste of her own medicine!

Quetz: si!

After that Quetzalcoatl engulfs herself in huge flames, eventually creating a huge serpent shape to attack the other goddess.

XIUHCOATL

The attack weakens the huge ghost who then returns to her more humanoid form, lying on the ground next to the human woman she seemed to be protecting. Thankfully it seems she took the whole of the attack and the human was left unharmed.

Rex: now we can investigate this person.

The group go up to the unconscious woman. Rex reaching his hand out only for the weakened goddess to grab his arm.

Eresh, weakly: dont... hurt... her...

Rex: we won't

Rikko: we want to help.

The group sees that there's a large glowing spike stabbed into the girl's back.

Rex: what the hell...?

Rikka: it might be magical?

Rikko: then we'll probably need a Caster.

As such they summon Merlin to help out.

Merlin: very interesting!

Rikka: what is it?

Merlin: this stone is not only slowly killing this woman but it's also what's turning Ereshkigal so berserk.

Rikko: well can you get rid of it?

Merlin: I can negate the spell, but you'll need a medical professional to help remove the actual spike.

As he says this he uses a spell to disable the glow from the stone, already the fallen goddess seems more calm.

Merlin: well there's the spell deactivated!

Rex: thanks again!

They then summon Nightingale, who helps remove the spike and repair the wound.

Nightingale: she's still weak, It'll be some time before she's better.

Rikko: well that's good to hear.

Rikka: Da Vinci? Is everything good?

Da Vinci: well the singularity is back to the weakened form we originally sensed. It might've been this woman originally.

Rex: well what should we do now?

Sion: if she's the source of the singularity we should just wait until she wakes up and talk to her.

After a while the girl finally awakens.

Rex: hey there! How ya doing?

???: ...I'm kinda hurt. Who are you?

Rex: you can call me Rex and these are the twins: Rikko, and Rikka. And you're name?

???: Faye...

Quetz: Faye, where did you come from?

Faye stands up properly, now seeming to feel better.

Faye: novum chaldea, in the wandering sea.

The 5 of them: Huh!?

Ereshkigal is finally back to her normal self and is excited to see Faye seeming to get better.

Eresh: Faye! Thank goodness, I was so worried!

Faye: everything's OK my goddess, they helped me!

Eresh turns back to the group.

Eresh: I'm so sorry about my behavior, I don't know what got into me.

Rex: it's alright, it was the magical stone.

Rikko: do you have any idea who hit you with this?

Faye: before I was knocked out we encountered Koyanskaya. We tried to fight her but she managed to stick that thing into me. After that... I was put.

Eventually Faye's comms start up

Da Vinci?: Faye! Finally we're able to communicate again! Are you alright?

Faye: yeah... thanks to these guys.

Rex: huh...

Eventually Rex's comms start up

Da Vinci: what is going on? Why is there another master of Chaldea talking to another me?

Sion: must be another dimension, just like how Musashi is just able to warp dimensions randomly.

Other Sion: oh my! Another me! That's amazing!

Rex: ok, but can we focus for a sec, it seems at least one version of Koyabitch is out there to deal with

Other Sion: actually not really, right before we lost communications we saw that she had left already, confident that she ended Faye, it seems tho that she was wrong.

Rex: oh... cool.

Quetz: that's great to hear, so now what?

Sion: well since there's no worry about singularities anymore you guys can rest up if you want.

Faye: sounds nice.

Rex: yeah

For a long time, the group talks to each other, comparing similarities and differences between their timelines. Eventually an interesting topic comes up.

Rex: so you've also met another chaldean master besides me and you?

Faye: yeah, Maya she's pretty fun. We encountered her and Abby in a similar scenario to this... minus the whole Koyabitch thing.

Rex: not that similar at that point.

Faye: yeah... so you've met another master too?

Rex: yeah, Ayako, She's a nice artist but also likes to keep to herself. That's fine tho since I'm much the sake.

Faye: cool, actually now that I think about it... I think I've heard of you before from Maya

Rex: huh? How?

Maya: yeah yeah yeah, she said something about you swapping servants with another master called Kiryu swapped. Like how I swapped with Maya.

Rex: ...I don't remember swapping with anyone.

Faye: really? Could've sworn she mentioned that... maybe I misremebered.

Rikko: thanks goodness, they haven't, I'd rather not think about his reaction to losing Quetz.

Rex: ...

Faye: well regardless it's still nice to meet you guys. Maybe our Da Vincis can work to connect our comms and we can communicate with each other.

Sion: already done!

Faye: huh?

Rex: well we already had ways to talk with Ayako so she probably used that as basis.

Faye: that's cool!

As the masters talk, their servants talk aswell.

Quetz: so this Maya has been ginkgo you advice? That's nice

Eresh: yup, her and Kama's advice has been helpful. When I actually build up the confidence to do anything with it.

Quetz: oh... Kama

Eresh: is something wrong?

Quetz: I'm not on the greatest terms with her...

Eresh: really? Why?

Quetz: oh I dunno, might be her constantly trying to seduce my husband right in front of me, so much so that in one day she managed to be more annoying then BB and Kiara combined!

Eresh: wait... how did you avoid being absorbed into the Ooku?

Quetz: Sion says it might be me and master's contract. He didn't use Chaldea to summon me but a traditional summoning circle.

Eresh: he can handle that!?

Quetz: his circuits are... scarily good according to the staff at chaldea. He knows very little but has tremendous potential.

Eresh: amazing!

Eventually the groups finished resting and decide to leave finally.

Rex: it was nice to meet you Faye

Faye: same here Rex! Talk to you surprisingly soon!

Rex: seeya!

Later

Rex, talking on a communicator: so I actually managed to talk to another master Ayako! It was crazy!

Ayako: damn, another one huh? You think there's something to all this?

Rex: ...maybe... hey wait where are you? I thought I heard water or something?

Ayako: I'm at a beach in the simulator, Count insisted I needed to relax so here we are.

Rex: anything to see Dantes in his beach clothes huh?

Ayako: ...don't act like you're not the same with Quetz and her little super suit.

Rex: ...touche. anyways, Sion managed to figure out a way for me to communicate with Faye, hopefully I can introduce you to her soon.

Ayako: sounds nice, anyways I gotta go, seeya.

Rex: bye!

A/N: lil crossover with Rex and Faye, with others being mentioned and Ayako cameo. Name is a twist on the Faye/Maya crossover name. Hopefully you guys liked it.

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Sorry, Wrong Address (Pt 1)

Storage bay 6, currently housing the occupied coffins from the disaster during the first rayshift experiment. It wasn’t highly trafficked, too morbid a reminder to be so close to people you couldn’t do anything for. That suited Val fine, though. She came down here to leave her reports (which read more like a diary) with Olga’s coffin, so that their Director could know what became of her mission whenever they brought her back. It was all she could think to do, considering how briefly they knew each other and how strained their interactions had been.

She didn’t usually consider the other coffins. It wasn’t that she didn’t care. More that she knew she couldn’t do anything, didn’t know any of them yet. Hopefully they would be able to work together once they could be safely revived.

Bang! Bang!

Val was still shaken from her thoughts by a pounding noise somewhere in the room. Warily, she looked around for the source of the noise. She couldn’t find anyone, though.

Bang!

She was listening for it this time. It was coming from her left, among a row of coffins. Still, nobody there.

BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!

It was right next to her, inside one of the coffins. The coffins that were supposed to have people in cryo-preservation. People that needed special attention before they it would be a viable option to revive them.

Val tapped into her contracts with her Servants, reaching for whoever was closest to contact Da Vinci and get down here ASAP. If something happened to the coffin, they’d need somebody to get things working again, and if whoever in there was hostile, she wanted backup.

After half a minute, Musashi appeared, followed close behind by Da Vinci, After bringing everyone up to speed, Val pulled the emergency release, the servants standing ready to intervene if needed.

The hatch lifted to reveal a brown-haired girl in a Chaldean Mystic Code, blinking at the sudden brightness of the room.

“Finally, I was starting to wonder if anyone was paying attention out there. What’s wrong wi–”

She stopped as her eyes adjusted, seeing she wasn’t where she expected to be. A brief flash of concern showed on her face before her features hardened.

“…Who are you, where have you taken me, and where is my goddess.”

Val looked at her in confusion.

“That’s supposed to be my question, but I guess we can do it like this. I’m Val, this is Chaldea, and I’ve got no idea what you’re talking about. Your turn.”

Anger gave way to confusion on the girl’s face.

“Chaldea? There’s no Val at Chaldea, what are you playing at?”

Before Val could respond, Da Vinci looked up from her tablet and interjected.

“If I may. Val, initial bio scans from the coffin are matching up, this is Faye Artemio, one of the Master Candidates that was being stored. Currently, she seems to be in good health. I don’t think I need to say how drastic of an improvement that is.”

“Wait, hold on a second, Masters being “stored”? You mean…”

Faye leaned up out of the coffin and looked around the room. Rows of coffins lay on the floor, most having a light layer of frost on their surface, confirming her unfinished thought. Musashi, now able to see Faye, took a step forward. A flash of excitement lighting up her face.

“Wait…Faye? Its you! She’s okay, guys, we met back in-URGH”

Musashi collapsed to a knee, clutching her head with a grunt of pain. Val and Da Vinci were at her side immediately, with Faye joining them soon after.

—

“So I can’t say with 100% certainty, but I think I’ve got an idea of what’s going on.”

All eyes turned to Da Vinci, as they stood around Musashi in the infirmary.

“Faye, correct me if I’m wrong, but you were returning from a Rayshift before we found you, correct?”

“Yes…“

“Would it be safe to assume that the goddess you spoke of was a Servant that you contracted?”

Faye’s expression changed to panic, as she had just remembered something dire.

“She was coming back with me! If she isn’t here, is she safe? Da Vinci, tell me Eresh is safe.”

Da Vinci put a finger to her lips in thought.

“That’s a bit of a tricky question. Do you mean your Ereshkigal, or ours? I can confirm that the Ereshkigal we’ve summoned here is in good health, but I can only assume what may have happened to yours. Thanks to Musashi, my working theory is that you are from a slightly different timeline from ours, one in which you were Chaldea’s last Master instead of Val. Likely, something caused you to rayshift here rather than to your home timeline. Likely, the events of your timeline were similar to those of Val, including your encounters with Musashi. Likely as a result of her history of walking between worlds, it seems likely that what is happening to her is just her mind reacting to a bleed-over from having experienced two different instances of the same events. If that’s the case, then I have every confidence that your Ereshkigal is safe and sound in her proper timeline’s Chaldea.”

Faye released a sigh of relief, before the weight of what Da Vinci said hit her.

“Then if this is a different Chaldea…how do I get home?”

—

The answer was simpler than expected. Faye had arrived via rayshift, so she would depart via rayshift as well. However, it would take some time to configure a coffin to send her to a different timeline rather than a singularity. In the meantime, they were focused on establishing a line of communication between the two Chaldeas.

“How were you contacting me while I was in Shimousa? That was a different world, wasn’t it?”

“That could certainly work, yes. We would just need to find a way to identify where we are transmitting to. We had used your link to your Servants, so perhaps we could do the same for Faye?”

Faye nodded in agreement, determined to do whatever she had to in order to return home. It took only a few minutes before contact was established.

“Da Vinci, come in, this is Da Vinci, do you read me?”

Faye and Val snickered at the conversation, as both versions of Da Vinci grew increasingly animated about what was occurring. After a few minutes, however, Faye’s Da Vinci broke off the conversation at the behest of a guest just off camera. Val’s Da Vinci stood up as well, and ushered Val out from the room, as a teary-eyed Ereshkigal appeared on screen. Behind her, Val could hear their guest taking a sharp gasp of air.

“Let’s give them some privacy, shall we? I think they deserve it right now.”

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A/N: Well this kept growing. Figured I’d split it off into a part 2, wherein Val and Faye get to, yknow, talk to each other. Inspired by @the-anime-void pondering if the various masters were frozen in each other’s worlds. Thanks to @hasereshdoneanythingwrong for letting this happen! Hopefully this is good!

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Day 1

Kama lazed around today doing nothing. So they haven't done anything wrong either.

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Hello!

I'm a longtime fan of the "has [blank] done anything wrong" blogs and decided to throw my hat into the ring. I'll try to post every day but I'm a really lazy person (like Kama) so....

But anyway! Mods name is Kira and it's nice to meet yall!

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Day 136

Ereshkigal found out that Astolfo and I kissed. She was more surprised than upset, but she said she would prefer if I stuck to cuddling. Fine by me! Astolfo is so soft.

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Day 76

I threw my back out.

Abby did nothing wrong.

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cringe evil spirits inhabiting my fail blood