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MY KIDS!

Oh, how the tides have turned! The maiden which I have so dearly missed has returned with my children! She told me all about the duty which she had bestowed upon her and how she couldn’t speak a word for years. I knew that she was out there somewhere, and I could have never expected to get my children back in my arms once again. I am beyond happy, and so grateful for everything she has done. Hearing her curse, it made me realize it was my ex-wife who had taken my kids, so I have no regrets about anything. Thank the heavens for the return of my children!

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I’m “divorcing” her.

I had my final straw last night. My wife appears to have had a full mental break as if some demon has left her soul and there is only a shell of a person remaining behind. It���s as if some curse was lifted from her poor soul and left her as an organic mass of human flesh. She has no mind, won’t even speak, and has no inclination to even look at me. I ordered my knights to burn her at the stake, as there is seriously something wrong with this woman. I once cared for her, but this isn’t her.

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Life is getting stranger and stranger

Every day, I wake up with beads of sweat all over my body. It’s almost as if my wife is a furnace in the bed beside me. She is hotter than any human I have come across, and It’s really starting to concern me. Is she getting sick, or is there something deeper? I feel as if something terrible is going to happen any day now.

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It’s been a while

Oh, how it’s been a while since I’ve written. There has been no word on my kids for a very long time, I’m starting to lose hope. I have lost the maiden which I took with me from the castle. She seems to have run in the night time while I was gathering things from my castle. I wonder if she is doing alright, as I miss her dearly and would love to thank her for caring for my children when they were still humans. She was always such a wonderful woman, very strong-willed and obedient towards myself and anyone she had the pleasure of serving. Her work will not be forgotten.

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MY KIDS

MY KIDS WERE TURNED INTO SWANS! I AM TAKING MY DEAR SERVANT WITH ME AS I DO NOT KNOW THE FORCE WHICH COULD HAVE DONE THIS. I WILL REPORT BACK SOON WITH ANY UPDATES. 

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I was digging through my files and I remembered this old woman gave me a magic golden yarn to reach this castle she owns. I think this is where I’m going to hide my kids.

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This girl...

So, this new wife of mine is giving me some weird vibes. it isn’t me who shes acting weird to though, but rather my children. The first red flag for me was when she started acting very strange at dinner. We were sitting there, and she just turned her head toward my daughter and started hysterically laughing. But the thing is, it wasn’t a normal laugh. It seemed kind of demonic, like an evil villain laugh when they finalize their plans. It was really offputting and weirded me out. The thing is, this isn’t the first bit of weird behavior that she’s had with them. One time, she purposefully poured a cup of hot water over my son’s head and quickly apologized it off that she tripped. My eyes may be old, but I know what it looks like to trip. There are countless other examples, but one thing that made up my mind is when I went to tuck my kids in at night and they told me that they were scared to be living in the same house as her. I’m going to come up with a plan for something really soon...

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Today was probably the weirdest day of my life

So, to put it in short, I basically sold my life to some evil witch today. I was stuck in the woods for days, basically running on that last bit of frog I manage to catch 2 days ago. The witch looked like something out of a fairytale, with the longest black hair draping over her face I ever saw. I begged her for help, and she agreed to help, but with some twisted intention. I’m not too sure why, but she made me promise her that I would take her ugly daughter to be my wife. I mean, I had no choice in the matter because if I refused, I’d die. Also, why did she know I was a King? It was kind of a messed up situation, but whatever, I’ll give it a try and see how it goes. To be fair, she could be much worse. Anyway, the witch got me out of the woods and I get to see another day, so I guess I’m happy.

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Referenced works

“Safe Landings” by Jeff Wagoner

https://imgur.com/gallery/B8lx3

https://www.alamy.com/medal-with-portrait-of-henry-ii-king-of-france-draughtsman-bernard-picart-dating-1683-1733-measurements-h-73-mm-w-79-mm-museum-rijksmuseum-amsterdam-image233235301.html