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Yorkcali

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Hi. So i'm an idiot

So I totally forgot to post on here a few days ago when I posted a new chapter of a thin line between love and hate.

So for those who don't check ao3 regularly I posted a chapter 2 days ago and now I'm posting another one for the same one. So i've added chapter 5, and now chapter 6

I hope you guys enjoy my silly Ohio and Michigan text fanfic. Its so fun to write. it is mostly from Ohio's point of view sort of



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They aint wrong. Have you seen the state.

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alright it’s been a shit week and i’ve had many beers so time for positivity

rb and tag with the best fandom you’ve ever been in/interacted with

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Alabama: yeah I definitly married up

Alabama: I just think Indy had a momentary lapse in judgement.

Alabama: glad I exploited it though.

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he loves his job!

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Florida "playing" pickleball: this ball doesn't taste like pickle :(

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Florida: Gov, as much as I wish this all was real, I think it was just a case of your imagination getting the best of you.

Louisiana: it happens to Flo and I once every 7 days.

Florida: last week we called 911 because we thought there was the ghost of an expired hotdog in the vents

Louisiana: turned out it was Alabama’s pet snake.

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> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

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we don't talk enough about the potential of old man florida. like has anyone seen a hard day's night? florida as an old man is just paul's grandfather

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I drew South Dakota! :D

And no I have no idea if I drew the wheelchair right, even with a reference 😭

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Whoever made this is hilariously stupid. My favorite being Yoo-yah/Utah

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more on that one time colorado was canceled online: for eight terrifying months, he operated a twitter account called 'dr. L. Snow' (which meant Dude Really Loves Snow(boarding)) that posted absolute nonsense and got an average of five likes (the other three corners, florida who cant read and just assumed it was fun stuff and utah's second account he used to 'be encouraging'). one day, one of his incoherent babbles accidentally found its way into a anti-vaccine circle even though any mentions of chemicals or dangerous substances on rado's page is only meaning flavors of gatorade he doesn't like.

this only becomes a problem bc cali finds out ab it and is 1) afraid that rado is going to cause harm and 2) embarased bc rado has twice as many followers as him and WHEN cali's la influencer page finally blows up the fact theyre related could ruin his image. the entire time rado had no idea he'd been canceled bc his shitass friends wouldn't tell him bc ari thought it was funny newmex liked being edgy and utah was afraid it would 'discourage his learning'. they buy him a special pretty princess journal to write his highdeas in and ban him from the internet.

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*gives Louisiana and Florida fire*

I hate you.

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jesus christ yachi

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Texas’s second tinder profile pic!

Idea and inspo from: the awesome @stateofbrock :D

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ok and of course id apologise for the massyork kick but here at pissposters general i dont care enough theyre literally so funny bc its like autism and adhd is fighting wizard style. youve heard of audhd supremacy get ready for audhd degeneracy as the two worst people you know simultaneously hyperfixate on hating each other. ever seen a full grown man awake for 48 hours arguing w another grown man through the wikipedia editing function on the boston red sox page? i get why life is so hard for people in rhode island thats your neighbors and they suck.