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i'm not with stupid anymore

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hung like a republican

sooooooooo.....?

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no regrets cafe

brunch, bedheads, and whats-his-name

i think my little sister had this one and wore it to school

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freshman 15 [illegible list of fifteen boy names]

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hot buttered rum: shot of rum, dash of sugar, squeeze of lemon, splash of bitters, knob of butter, hot cider (snuggling optional)

someone was on deadline

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don't call me cowgirl till you see me ride

y2k cowgirlcore was... something

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if you want it done right ask a brunette

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say no to cages

idgi

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wanna see my favorite yoga position?

spoiler alert: it's child's pose

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please [monkey silhouette] don't spank me

SOMEONE GOT PAID TO DESIGN THIS

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i like my cocktails like i like my guys; strong and sweet

this makes honestly no sense

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the quickee car wash

quick in-n-out service

dear lord

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Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Abercrombie & Fitch Halloween T-Shirt.

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Drifter's Float Rentals. We'll blow yours up for free!

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I need a stiff one

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If at first you don't succeed.... try someone else.

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WILD