Hey guys, I’m Abi! (she/her)Autistic/ADHD/OCDAdult Woman (head in hands)Gonna be real I'm probably aromantic (might be gay since I'm on a strong ssri who knows) and need to update my pfpwhite, atheist, and cisgender so if I say something stupid tell meEastern Standard Time i think whatever Ohio isYoutube: Abigailment | Twitch: AbigailmentA
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How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”
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can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week
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“it’s not a fashion show” you only say that because I am winning and you are losing.
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hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off
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the oceangate rabbithole is un-fucking-paralleled. what do you mean they left that thing outside in the snow in canada for the entire fucking winter. of course it imploded literally the next time they put it in the water. holy shit.
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I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.
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STOP REBLOGGING THIS FROM ME FOR FUCKS SAKE MY JOKE IS MEDIOCRE *sobbing crying slamming hands on desk biting things*
Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading
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#Ohio isn’t dry#like we’ve got hella streams and rivers and lakes and shit#but it’s not so wet that it overpowers the obvious#Ohio is more creepy than wet#which is not a statement on Ohio’s wetness but more a statement on how fucking weird it is#like I know “only in Ohio” funny joke but there’s some weird fuckin shit here#We don’t get enough sunlight to be normal
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Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.
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I love the way I look but it would be nice if I could get clocked for my interests based on appearance. It doesn’t matter how I dress because being 5’1 and blonde apparently makes me an enigma until I open my mouth. The one exception is that one guy in a story who knew I liked Primus because I was wearing my hat that says Primus on it that I got at a Primus concert
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not a fight or flight or freeze or fawn response but a secret fifth thing (flail)
#This is just talking about fear responses. I know for ptsd there are more but I’m talking abt wild animal responses to threats#Originally it was fumble but it actually works sometimes so I changed it to flail#This is getting deeper than my original joke about responding to threats in horror games by physically keysmashing#And by that I mean jerking my mouse all over the place wasd being pressed at random and forgetting I have weapons if I do#But like. Cats do it. Sometimes they freak the fuck out and start bouncing off the walls and shit. A lot of animals do that#“Ohhh fuck scary monster on screen what do I dooooo” ape brain: button mash “ok”#“By Jove I have IMPORTANT ASSIGNMENT to do soon” ape brain: panic “on it boss” *has anxiety attack*#If the main four are a compass chart: fight opposite fawn and flight opposite freeze then flail/fumble is the center
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