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Really need someone in my family I don’t talk to to die and leave me money so I can pay a doctor to remove my balls.

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im never puppy bored when i slay with my puppy sword

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if I was king solomon I’d ask the mothers if they wanted the baby hamburger or hotdog style

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girl with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality

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THiNGS YOU NEED BEFORE YOU DO BDSM:

first aid kit

tourniquet

narcan

at least 8gb ram

childhood photo album

acetone

thirty decoy safewords (zero real ones)

headlamp

updated wills for all participants (preferably notarized)

getaway vehicle

a pack of cigs and a few beers

PSAT score of at least 90th percentile or higher

spare tire

working knowledge of microsoft excel and powerpoint

small bills, for the tip

an up-to-date road atlas

a drive to succeed and innovate in a fast-paced, forward-thinking environment

noise-cancelling headphones (one pair per participant)

bolt cutters

at least C1 knowledge of standard chinese

gamefaqs guide

permission slip signed by a parent or guardian

spare penis

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BLAHAJ! BLAHAJ! WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

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terfs cannot be touching my fucking meowth posting when hes literally played by a trans woman okay like hes off limits. i know that cat dabbles a little in they/them and she/her

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lesbian buttons png pt. 1 | pt. 2 ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.

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white people love inventing racial slurs that they're Allowed to say about some imagined subhuman category of people and are so eager to latch onto this opportunity that they swing around to just saying actual real life racial slurs with a few letters changed like come on man

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wishing every trans woman a very deep breath, let the tension out of your shoulders. I'm so happy you're here on this planet with me. no matter how hard it is to find places where we're treated like we belong, this planet is ours too. it's our home, and we're allowed to live in it too. love you

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Just to clarify, there's a bill that would STOP credit card companies from controlling who's allowed to spend money on porn or "risque" (read: queer) content. If you don't think big business should be able to tell you what to spend your own damn money on, call your senators and reps to let them know! It's the Fair Access to Banking Act, H.R.987 in the House, S.410 in the Senate.

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Once upon a time…

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btw I fucking hate cops!

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https://twitter.com/delaneykingrox/status/1090402436995473408

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posting this in light of Recent Events

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Cold take: Credit card companies should not have the unilateral power to decide what is or isn't acceptable art. Also fuck weirdo puritan terfs.

Art is based off this post

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do you think the riddlers cock is shaped like a question mark