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*forgets I have my sword equipped when I go to attack a beat up target*

TARGET DIED

......oh......oops

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I forgot there’s like aliens or something in this goddamn game

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He grabbed thin air and fell off the tallest ledge and died.

I’m

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You dumb. fuck. How do you fall off the landing while jumping into the damn wall.

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Why are there wanted posters all the way up here!?!

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I just jumped off a super high tower and died at some old dude’s feet. Dude didn’t even flinch.

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doN’T JUMP OFF THE TOP OF THE DUOMO YOU DUMBASS

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Ezio: Good, now I have a way to get back up if I fall. Me: Fuck.

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Yeah let me just shove this giant carved marble statue piece into my pocket. No big deal.

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ALTAÏR DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SWIM

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Thank you for putting in an option to jump into the pool of water two stories below me. I should just let you drown Ezio.

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“Ohhh I don’t have your money.”

You’re about to have my fist my dude

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I can punch the fuck out them though omg

Can I just kill the goddamn minstrels?

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Apparently I’m ‘not supposed to’ *exaggerated sarcastic hand waves*

Can I just kill the goddamn minstrels?

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Can I just kill the goddamn minstrels?

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Honestly, how tf does no one notice a man skydiving off of buildings into bails of hay??

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Yeah sure it’s been two years no big deal!