abnormallyweird
abnormallyweird
Larry's sticky bandages
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Admin 1 - @kittydcoxx , loyal cliff enjoyer.Admin 2 - faithful larry trainor servant.
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abnormallyweird 7 days ago
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why the fuck are all you caleb drabble creators weird as hell. creative in the absolute worst ways ever. just as delusional and insane as him. do us a favor and keep the weird ass shit to yourselves damn
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abnormallyweird 7 days ago
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Love and Freakspace drabbles
In which we delve into the topic of how often and the techniques which the LADS men use to stroke it. And for anyone wondering, this came to us because we A: made lads guys in sims - and B: just happen to have wicked whims installed. These circumstances just happened to prompt the question, how would the guys jerk their pickles.
CALEB :3
Is a professional in edging if there ever was one. He is literally a man starved. A man forced to hold it all back. A possessive, obsessive, jealous fuck of a guy. He can't go a single day without thinking about you. Pictures of you line his room, surveillance cams perfectly placed around your apartment. His phone wallpaper? You. His camera roll? Pictures of you. He can't stop himself, it's not his fault. What else is he supposed to do when all he wants to do is see you, hear you, smell you, taste you, touch you? He is a mad man.
And what else is he supposed to do other than use his hand to stroke the red-hot tip of his dick to the slightest thought of you? But he can't get himself to finish. Not because he can't, no. But because the thought of spilling -wasting- his cum with his hand instead of relentlessly teasing you and filling you to the brim with his seed gets him so upset that he simply can't bring himself to waste any. Prayers go out to you if you find yourself in our dear Colonel's sleeping quarters, the pent up sexual frustration and cum building within him will have you bound to his bed for an ungodly amount of time. He'll take care of you though, don't worry your pretty little head about that, he has been waiting to take care of you like this for years. Just... prepare yourself for round after round. He's been so good after all...
~~ more below the cut! <3 ~~
XAVIER :3
Sleepy little space boy has no problem falling asleep, but on some nights, when all he can hear is you laughing with your friends through the thin walls of your separate apartments floods his bedroom late at night, all he can think about is how he could be making you laugh, he could be making you smile, he could be making you beg, on your back in his bed as he takes in your body, his face aligned with your heat as you beg for him to finally stop teasing you, tears threatening to escape with your mewls. Except that's not going to happen. Not tonight anyways. And so our space cadet turns to the tissues and lotion at his bedside, driving himself to climax as he watches a video he managed to screen record- a video that your naughty little self decided to send to him one night, a video of you absolutely abusing your cunt, crying out his name- a video in which he obviously replied to with one of his own pink, throbbing cock being viciously stroked, delicious moans of your name and endless praise bouncing around his bedroom.
"Xavier~" is the last thing heard before he finishes all over his hands and being soaked up by the tissues as the sobering reality kicks in, the fact that you aren't in his place with him to do whatever he wants to you. However, he is just as excited to take you in every square inch of the apartment tomorrow morning, eager to make his fantasies a reality.
SYLUS :3
Unfortunately, Sylus simply does not believe in masturbating. With his lifestyle, there's simply no time to. If he wanted to rock his socks off, he would simply come and have sex with you. Despite this, he obviously doesn't deny the topic as taboo, in fact, he loves to hear about your regular endeavors with your vibrator, the way you softly speak and look down to the side as you admit to moaning- screaming - his name as you play with yourself.
On one hand, he can't help but adore the fact that even in his absence, you are so devoted that you need to scream his name and imagine his cock in order to finish- However he also cant help but feel jealous. Not as if he's competing with anyone, except for the lucky toy that gets to grace your body every night instead of him. So as you lay in bed with him tonight, with his large hands grazing your body, his body casting a shadow over you as he pounds himself into you, the candlelight softly flickering in the dim room, he cant help but relish in the sounds only he can hear, the sounds you make for him and only him, even when you're by yourself, and he cums hard at the sound of your voice crying out his name as your nails sink into his skin.
RAFAYEL
Jerks off for.. artistic reasons.. or... autistic reasons ? autistic reasoning being you ? ok fr . Rafayel will jerk it a 'normal amount' whatever that is, but he'll particularly get into it whenever he needs inspiration or has a bad case of art block. Whether its in his studio looking at his unfinished painting or in the bath tub, he'll close his eyes and imagine you in some new position. He'll hear the soft melody of your voice in his ears, he'll feel your gentle (or harsh) touch, and he'll try to imagine your scent. Scent is a bit more difficult for him to imagine but don't fret! he definitely has something of yours that he keeps with him for times like this :) he'll grab whatever you left at his place, a shirt, a stuffed animal, or even a towel you previously used that he hadn't washed yet. If you're one to be harsher with him, he'd absent mindedly do the same whilst touching himself. Rubbing hard, using his nails, maybe holding onto his own neck and limiting his breathing. It might take him awhile but he'll eventually reach his climax, his head will clear, and he'll be inspired once more.
Aside from all that, he's big on sending and receiving nudes. He doesn't care about inconveniencing you, he'll ask for them when you're at work, out with friends, or at the doctors. He has no shame and he's consistent.
"wuddya doing rn? I need help with smth"
"Im working, Rafayel, what is it?"
"well I'm in the middle of painting and you'll never guess what happened to me"
"what happened?"
"I completely lost motivation :0"
"oh. Idk how I can help you with that rn. I'm supposed to be writing my report rn. Maybe go for a walk?"
"nah. Just put ur phone under ur desk, lift ur skirt and send me a photo or smth. Nothing else will work, Mc !"
"absolutely not, Rafayel"
"mccc ;("
"if I never release another painting, become poor, and end up on the streets maybe then my bodyguard will actually care about me and my work"
"Rafayel wtf T-T"
"I send one u send one?"
".. fine."
This isn't to say he'd force someone to send photos of themselves, this scenario is one where he knows mc has no problem with it and if mc shot him down fr he'd stop :P
This one (Rafayel) was written by admin two >:) bc admin one is sleeping hehehahaha.
Zayne
As with most things, he doesn't easily give into desire. He's one to ignore the urge or to hardly ever get an urge to stroke his shit. Maybe he has a long day ahead of him and needs to rest, and the only thing left that he can think of doing to end his discomfort is touching himself. Or perhaps, on rare occasion, he's giving in to his natural urges. He knows the logistics behind it, he logistically knows how to do it but it just doesn't feel good. Growing a little frustrated and about to give up, he closes his eyes and tries once more, this time his mind wanders to you, mc. Eyes kept closed, he gets more into the rhythm of it. He thinks about your smile, your laugh, the way your hand grazed his yesterday at his office. He's never felt more ashamed than he does now, imagining you, his friend and close companion, who he loves but cannot be with, to get himself off. Perhaps the shame etches him on, or perhaps he manages to ignore it, either way his usual long task is shortened by the thought of mc. He's not prepared for when he does climax, it comes to him suddenly and cuts through any scenario he was imagining. Afterwards, he'd wash thoroughly and try to finally get the rest he so needs. Thankfully he is rich and his walls are nicely insolated, he can get a bit loud!
hmm some notes. I do think it'd be somewhat difficult for him to get it up on his own, not because he's flaccid or smth but I just think he has less of a sex drive as well as a lack of interest and !! tbh he seems too caught up in work and his sorrows. hehehe this has also been admin two.
I take my hat off and bow at my audience. this has been our silly little lads drabble. We can always write more!!! Let us know :P
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abnormallyweird 5 months ago
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I'm ngl I get annoyed anytime DBDA shows up under Doom Patrol esp when it has nothing to do with Doom Patrol. Tags don't exist so that you can tag your posts incorrectly <3
A2
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abnormallyweird 5 months ago
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Local skeleton always has his tits out
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abnormallyweird 5 months ago
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the freakybug strikes again guys (thanks @inzaneinator for the text idea vro馃檹)
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runs away while giggling :3
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abnormallyweird 5 months ago
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Larrys (red) sticky bandages
au where Larry is still denying his sexuality after his accident and is trying to go on dates and "prove" himself straight. One thing leads to another and...
"oh god-" Larry gags as he stares at his bandaged hand that was once beige
the woman looks over at him "oh, sorry, I must be starting my period"
he gags again, turns his head, and sticks his red hand out
"I'm gonna have to take the whole bandage wrap off now.."
he looks back at her "I'm so sorry, you're going to have to leave"
"what? I just got here. It's just a little blood"
"I should have never pretended to be straight" he sighs
Admin Two ^-^
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abnormallyweird 5 months ago
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Admin 1 here, the demons got me. we gon be clink clankin all night. clang clang clang clang clang uhhhh yessuhhh
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abnormallyweird 6 months ago
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Cliff Steele
Imagine walking into cliff's room in a sexy mechanic outfit.
"Need an oil change big boy?"
"Ohh man what the fuck."
Y'all can't even do anything. You just sit there looking at each other awkwardly for a second.
"I mean while you're at it, COULD you change my oil? My right hand keeps freezing up and if you're alread-"
He doesn't even get to finish talking, you're already out the door.
So much for foreplay with a robot I guess.
Admin 1
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