abookmole

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objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

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I resent the inevitable consequences the second law of thermodynamics has on my tea and the entropy of the universe. It always happens too damn soon.

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is 30s too late for a career change how to change careers how to become evil sorcerer evil sorcerer salaries evil sorceror indeed dot com

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should i post this

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here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you. they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

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How many times can the same thing break your heart?

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I’m not sure when Canada Post obtained a Borg Cube, but I feel that can’t be good.

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songs should be 7 minutes long minimum & blow your dick clean off every time

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Tintype of what appears to be a light-hearted spot of stabbing between friends, circa 1880

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Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

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Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.

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Hello cursed eldrich children, I'm dad!

{Check out my comics below}

PART 2

> namesakecomic.com

> crow-time.com

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MIRROR, MIRROR PART 2 - The Daddening Continues.

{Check out my webcomics below}

PART 1 // Namesake // Crow Time // Store

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If the Wayne kids were kidnapped...

Dick: annoys his kidnappers into letting him go.

Jason: actually tries to escape and succeeds. Refuses to waste time being a hostage.

Cass: you don't have her, she has you.

Tim: pays his own ransom, somehow becomes the kidnappers' new boss, and leaves through the front door.

Damian: middle school child energy. Bullies his kidnappers until they call the police themselves.

✨ B O N U S ✨

Bruce: vacation time, finally 15 seconds of peace.

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