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@kurai-honoo mentioned you on a post ““I don’t like bullies. Such people are not...”:

@abridgedvampire “oh right. Says the vampire that eats people.”

"Technically I only eat Dead people. And yeah, that's my thing. Cause I'm a VAMPIRE."

"Least my guy or girl is already dead. I'd say you're more hardcore than most Catholics I've fought."

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“Would you like one?”

@mahoushojoumonster

"Only if I get to fondle your tits whilst you kiss me. I got a reputation to uphold here."

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“Daddy issues are so cliche. Didn’t realise you subscribed.”

@mahoushojoumonster

"That was like, several Centuries ago."

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Anz like that, the war begins!

"Oops, did I just accidentally a war again? Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!"

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"Okay, where did people get the idea of me having a fuck dungeon?"

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"Let's seeee... It's probably a three way tie between your old man, your brother Radu, or the Sultan."

"Am I coming in close, Vladdy?"

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"Hah, you know it, Magic Girl. I'm definitely giving up on that beast of a woman Integra, and moving straight to fucking the pink right out of those eyes of yours~"

Alucard pretends to catch the kiss, only to make an advance on the Magician.

"Of course, you must of known that. Why else do you hang around me and do what you do?"

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"So you're the... what was it? 'Fuck-Mothering Vampire', right?" She hums, tapping at her lips like she's in thought. "I guess... that just leaves me as the vampire-fucker, huh...?"

"I mean... if said vampire approves...?" she blows a kiss.

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"You all know my top three favourite things I've killed are?"

"Third are the Turks,

Second are Nazi's,

Can you guess the first?"

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"Ahh, the return of the meta boner..."

"With a vengence!"

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"Why? Did a train kill your family?"

" worse, its a meta joke "

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FMK: Queen Elisabeth the 1st, both of the Valentines Brothers, Seras

Send three names and I'll say who I'd fuck, marry, kill

@captastrophe

"...Why both of them? Fine, whatever."

"I'd kill the Valentine Brothers,

Marry Seras,

"And fuck the Queen. I technically already did, so this would just be round two. I'd wreck her like Diana."

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Send three names and I'll say who I'd fuck, marry, kill

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👀 not Mana hiding behind a big spell book and pretending she doesn’t care about the answer

@mahoushojoumonster

"You know you're a lot more cute when you're not hiding behind that book of yours, Magic Girl."

"Come on! Show yourself and those nice tits of yours!"

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"Geez, didn't think I had obsessive fans. Fine, you can draw me, but you better make me look badass. I'm a fuckmothering Vampire for a reason."

If I met alucard it'd probably go something like this:

Alucard:...

Me, frantically searching: WHERE IS MY SCHETCHBOOK!?!?!

Alucard: your what?

Me: CAN I PLEASE DRAW YOU!?! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE-

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Little Alucard.

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Send 👀 to know if my muse finds yours attractive!

@darkhxntrxss

"Pretty thicc in the thigh department but the overarching black clothing choice? Kinda ruins it for me."

"...Eh. I'll give you a six out of ten. But only because you got nice tits."

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I decided to make the switch. After all, I started here as Alucard purely to test him out, I love him too much and him having a side blog gives me a lot more freedom.

Especially because of Hellsing's Setting, it lets me be experimentational with fictional religious stuffs, mention of nazi's, usage of blood and gore without my main taking the brunt of it.

So yeah!

"HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?!"

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Independent Portrayal of Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

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