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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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my dream tonight will be that every american military base on foreign soil implodes and collapses and never returns again

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good morning to everyone who didn’t vote for that ugly rotting corpse in the white house the rest of you can choke i guess

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mom: what’s your primary news source? me: *thinks about the Destiel meme which could tell me aliens had been discovered and I would believe it in a heartbeat*

me: New York Times

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It's fun reading writers who clearly grew up in suburban/urban environments as someone who grew up on a farm because they're always like "oh it was so creepy, woods at night, eerily breathtaking, something was living in there..." and it's like yeah that'll be the deer.

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every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher

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a lecture

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?

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LET THE CROSS STITCH HIT THE FLOOR

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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falling for someone's soul hits different, like yeah you're cute, but the way you just exist? that's what gets me

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I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

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Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

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Gone.