sideblog: self-aware-sawtrap
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
absentee-blogger · 16 hours ago
Text
No, tumblr user, I don’t think the hatred of trans women is cemented on the hatred of men. I believe, god forbid, it might be based on the hatred of women.
7K notes · View notes
absentee-blogger · 1 day ago
Text
Tumblr media
5K notes · View notes
absentee-blogger · 6 days ago
Text
Hey guys something fucking bad happened
KOSA/the kids online safety act has been reintroduced into legislature after it passed Senate last year and then got snubbed. It is not unlike the bill that just passed in the UK a few weeks ago. If you don't want what happened in the UK to happen here, now would be a good time to vocally oppose it.
Here is a petition that can be signed by Americans. Attached to the petition is an easy tool that allows you to call and leave messages for your representatives. I have already done so. You can also email your representatives by searching for their name, most have message submission boards as well. This thing died once, it can die again.
Please sign/share the petition and contact your representatives.
34K notes · View notes
absentee-blogger · 7 days ago
Text
whichever ad exec at Geico came up with the phrasing "up to 15% or more" needs some kind of award for concocting one of the most meaningless strings of words in the English language. all it guarantees is that the number is either lower or higher than 15%, inclusive. up to 15%... or more. a bladeless knife with no handle.
20K notes · View notes
absentee-blogger · 8 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
The Godfather Part II (1974)
Talia Shire as Connie Corleone
49 notes · View notes
absentee-blogger · 8 days ago
Text
something something sonny & vito’s violence being accepted growing up whereas her and michael’s was rejected. sonny’s anger being accepted because he’s a man, which connie isn’t, & because he can’t help it, whereas michael can learn to control himself. vito’s violence being accepted because he’s the godfather. it’s unthinkable to these kids that it wouldn’t be justified. michael wants to be vito because his idea of justice is rooted in violence and connie wants to be sonny because her idea of love is rooted in violence. she wants to be able to express her anger and her guilt and her love the same way, the way he did when he was alive, and not be punished for it.
i will not godfatherpost posting about a 50 year old straight guy movie is the mind killer but something about how connie’s thematic connection to sonny is the same as michael’s connection to vito. it’s all you want but you can’t be him!!!! it’s all you need!!!!! but you can’t be him!!!!
2 notes · View notes
absentee-blogger · 8 days ago
Text
i will not godfatherpost posting about a 50 year old straight guy movie is the mind killer but something about how connie’s thematic connection to sonny is the same as michael’s connection to vito. it’s all you want but you can’t be him!!!! it’s all you need!!!!! but you can’t be him!!!!
2 notes · View notes
absentee-blogger · 8 days ago
Text
The Godfather Part II is just Michael being emotionally unstable and then it cuts to Vito doing like. a cool skateboard trick
292 notes · View notes
absentee-blogger · 12 days ago
Text
ILU CALORIES #MYRICE!!!!
2 notes · View notes
absentee-blogger · 26 days ago
Text
i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls
104K notes · View notes
absentee-blogger · 29 days ago
Text
DO NOT TEXT I JUST FOUND OUT I STILL HAVE ACCESS TO THE FULL FILM LENGTH SCRIPT OF THE SHERLOCK HOLMES FAN MUSICAL MY FRIEND AND I WROTE IN 9TH GRADE
88 notes · View notes
absentee-blogger · 1 month ago
Text
i love to learn about my cat i love to google “should you trim cat last claw? trim all cat claws? cat last claw called? cat fifth claw? cat claws labelled. trim cat dew claw?” and then say hi graham i learned something about you! your weird claw is called a dew claw and it will not be worn down by regular walking so it is extra important to be diligent about trimming to prevent it growing into your paw pad! and he bites me and bites me
66K notes · View notes
absentee-blogger · 1 month ago
Text
anyway. onto better things
Tumblr media
362K notes · View notes
absentee-blogger · 1 month ago
Text
Tumblr media
she really did say this
2K notes · View notes
absentee-blogger · 1 month ago
Text
how could anyone hate capitalism. they made an edm remix of the brokeback mountain theme
7 notes · View notes
absentee-blogger · 1 month ago
Text
how could anyone hate capitalism. they made an edm remix of the brokeback mountain theme
7 notes · View notes
absentee-blogger · 1 month ago
Text
if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it being the last line of the brokeback mountain novella is so crazy it makes me feel like my guts are falling out. if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it. jesus fucking christ
26K notes · View notes