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She has a PHD in Chemistry! She's about to revolutionise the scientific world! She named her dog Six-Thirty! She uses chemistry to make the perfect cup of coffee! She'll stab you with a pencil if she has to! She'll fearlessly steal chemistry supplies from that one asshole scientist who's hoarding them all! She tore her kitchen apart and installed a lab in there instead! She fraudulently made her ex-employers pay for all her equipment and she didn't even get caught! She can't swim! She's made the same lasagne 79 times trying to perfect the recipe! She's so good at cooking that her chicken pot pie will make men (literally!) chase her down the street with job offers! She'll bully powerful men into letting her advertise upcoming peaceful protests live on air! She's Elisabeth Zott and she's from a book and a TV show called Lessons in Chemistry, and you should go watch it asap.

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"You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me" is what I answer about how being a swiftie is

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The moment you finish everything from the source material so now you can peacefully exist in the fandom spaces without having to avoid spoilers or not understanding stuff.

In other words I just finished the last Lockwood & Co book.

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finally, finally finished reading the empty grave and now i don't know what to do with myself

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I see you Jonathan “there was only one cape” Stroud

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It is now appreciating Quill Kipps hours

This man who is introduced as a pretentious jerk fast-tracks his way to success and then decides he doesn't want to be just a cog in the machine and throws all of that away rather than compromising his convictions

Absolute King

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"Come off it," Lockwood said. "You know I'd die for you." He chuckled. "Heaven knows I've come near it often enough. Scrambling down a crack in the ground is nothing...Hey, look at you now, you're shaking. Put my coat on. Come on, I insist."

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The "Come off it, you know I'd die for you" line that Lockwood gives to Lucy took me out when I saw it on Tumblr but with context it's like... It's so much better.

He says this after she tells him he shouldn't have jumped after her into a gaping dark hole that opened up in the earth and swallowed her into these hidden catacombs infested with ancient ghosts. She says "you shouldn't have come" and he says the line. He gives her his coat, the one he's ALWAYS wearing. The one that he wears like a mask or a cape, you know. His uniform that isn't a uniform. They're huddled in the dark with candles and they really should get out of there but he takes a minute to sit her down and make sure she's okay even though they're surrounded by the dead. They don't even know if the passage lets out anywhere. Lockwood didn't even know she was alive when he jumped in with no way to get back up!

It's not quite Percy jumping into Tartarus for Annabeth in terms of utter disregard for personal risk, but in the context of their universe, I think it's damn close enough.

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took me three years to realize how much the iron trio really is a family; they’re lockwood’s family brought back to life.

we know he sees jessica in lucy, in her bravery, in her stubbornness, in her “strong will” as he puts it.

but lockwood also sees his parents in george, in his intellect, in his fascination with the problem, in his wisdom far greater than his years, in his steadfastness.

the two greatest friends he ever had, echoing the loving family taken away from him too soon.

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How ironic is it that in Shortlist's The best Netflix shows of 2023 list, the top two are literally two series cancelled by Netflix...

1- Shadow & Bone

2- Lockwood & Co

Don't forget to vote for your favorite series on their site.

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No because I’m sorry but Lockwood and Co should be Percy Jackson level popular

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PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023 - ) I 1.07 + Text posts

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why does the 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 soundtrack go so hard tho like they really popped off

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Holy shet, My Name is the most brutal Korean Drama I've ever watched so far

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I think it's been almost a year since I've posted anything here but yo has anyone seen "my name" on Netflix bc GODDAMN THAT WAS SO GOOD AND HEARTBREAKING AND FUCKING EVERYTHING

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*commits atrocities* why does no one like me