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stop the world: chapter 14 is up!

chapter 14: they get their much-deserved happy ending <3

read on ao3

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shoutouts to @jonsaremembers @catboydan @absolutefilthimsosorry @tetrapaec @pudumephistophiles @froginabogg for giving me feedback and support with this <333

and shoutout to everyone who has been leaving kudos and nice comments i love u

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because you're worth it for @freckliedan

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you are so annoying (affectionate)

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Was watching the new video on the front room telly. Dan kept giving Phil the point & my dad, outraged, says "what no? Dan definitely won that one. He's just giving it to Phil because he likes him"

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They know it.

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did you know that if you dont vibe with all the black t shirts dan and phil keep selling you can make your own

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ᵒʰ ᵍᵒᵈ ⁿᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵍᵒd ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ᶜᵃⁿ’ᵗ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ

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saying that a huge disadvantage (for dan) of being gay is "topping a twink after they have taco bell" and immediately following up that with "i've never had taco bell btw" is,, quite something

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Had a moment of ‘checks are pretty common on boxers I bet there’s some out there’ and had a look 😭 these are the closest I could find quickly. Ways to show Phil Lester owns your ass.

Hello good morning. I had a dream that Dan stood up at the end of yesterday's video and he wasn't wearing trousers and phil started, like, jokingly complaining, "oh no people are going to see your thighs," and Dan's hoe on main instincts took over and he turned around and lifted the shirt up and he was wearing boxers that were the same pattern as Phil's old bedsheets.

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SISTER DANIEL SAYS HAPPY PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈✨

Inspired by those rainbow-reveal drawing pads

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please draw more dan and phil kissing we need kissing phanart no one is brave enough now

here’s a cute fluffy makeout sesh i did as a warmup <3

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i was bullied into drawing this

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i've connected the dots

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phil lester says phuck periods

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dan "pup play is really in right now" calling phil a dog is really something else

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the face of a man who found yet another way to mention his partner’s enormous ass in every single video

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A softball of sapphics is such a cute collective noun actually