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Dakota: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.

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*Angele and Kana are in a mirror maze*

Angele, seeing Kana: C'mon, you got it! Almost through!

Kana: I see you! *runs straight into a mirror, shattering it*

Angele: *screams*

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Crystal: You believe me?

Gigi: Crystal, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

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Anetra, looking at a selfie of Mirage’s: I hate this photo. Mirage: I’m cute as fuck in that photo! I’m smiling kindly. Anetra: You’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something. Mirage: Up to kindness.

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Clover: Are you reading fan fiction? Bestiah, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No. Clover: Oh, is it on AO3? Bestiah: This is CNN.

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Clover: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Bestiah: Wow, I've gotta hear this. Clover: I was angry and envious of my neighbour so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Bestiah: You forgot pride. Clover: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

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Clover: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

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Kandy: gets set on fire and screams in agony Kandy: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

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Vivian : Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is legal!

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Amanda: Quacking in my boobs over this Amanda: QUAKING* Amanda: BOOTS* FUCKER.

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Matraka: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.

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Viñas: standing on a balcony and sneezes Precious: standing on the roof Bless you. Viñas: God?!

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In a horror movie situation Kandy: I've got no service in my phone here. Angele: Shoot, my battery just died. Kana: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer. Srimala: Guys, my phone is a book.

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Kana: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward. Angele: I’m worried about you.

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Dame: When we get back, I'm going to step on you! Marina: Okay, as much as I might enjoy that, Dame–

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Venus: Our relationship is strictly professional. Aurora, sitting on Venus' lap: Absolutely. Only on business.

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Dawn: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don’t make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, fucked a bee.