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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago
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This little bug has thoroughly stolen my heart.
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I'm choosing to believe this is real because it's funny and hurts no one
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#DUDE#that stick is so crazy#that's like one of the best sticks I've ever seen#(also the pic goes extremely hard with the lighting and stuff)
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It was during the covid lockdown so he was supposed to stay indoors, I think that may have been what did the trick.
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And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?
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And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?
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i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now
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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food
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