Your name is SEIMOS VERGEO, and you are now 8 solar sweeps old. You were born on the cusp of CAPRIARIUS. Between Capricorn and Aquarius, DUmbass. Being born from a cusp between a seadweller and a landdweller ended up with you having FINS, but they don't work. Your breathing impulses stay, and every single time you touch water, you almost drown. ((fantroll RP account, original blog is: http://www.expendableheroestumblr.com))
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diagnosissynthesizeritis:
rosie-lalonde:
acciobre:
They’re really cute and adorable looking:
Then you get up close and realize they’re kind of dangerous:
Oh my God I love them.
i think the fang5 actually make them 10x more adorable
in a co5mic kinda 5en5e
like it look5 all huggable and whatnot but it could 5till very ea5ily end your 5hit or 5omething
Their fangs ACtually look like mine.
*unconsciously covers fangs*
EArthling BEasts don't seem all that DAngerous? They kind of look REally ADorable?
I think I found my Spirit Animal: Water Deer
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litrichean-rioghail:
ask6amzee:



how the fuck did I miss this adjdcafdhgsajkdhkvj
((I'M GONNA REBLOG THIS TO INFINITY
AND BEYOND))
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((SOB))
((PiratePad, I want to update some profiles, and I'm waiting for two freaking days.
COME ON.))
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mercurialm00n:
After 40 minutes wrestling with GIMP, I got at least a flash frame yaaaay
“AT: the MOnster was a HUman FEmale…from your SEssion.
CA: vERgeO
CA: frOm my sEsSion
CA: i am THe OnLy hUmAN feMAle
AT: oh.
AT: oh shit.”
((This is relevant to that.))
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((In which I am a drunk bitch))
Panic! says: I
Panic! says: I might want a cheerful but ironically tragic Pesterchum RP
Panic! says: Dean/Eric
Panic! says: for more SADS
litrichean rioghail says: ffff
Panic! says: Would you do it with me?
litrichean rioghail says: I was actually thinking about sleeping
litrichean rioghail says: BUT
litrichean rioghail says: I can do it
Panic! says:why did I say that out loud with a manly romantic lead voice oh gog I'm most definitely drunk*
litrichean rioghail says: ...
Panic! says: what do you want to do
litrichean rioghail says: ooh miss ookami ooh
litrichean rioghail says: let's do it
Panic! says: and I'll get my vodka
litrichean rioghail says: that was literally the first thing that came to my head when you said that*
Panic! says: we're on the same trail then
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diagnosissynthesizeritis:
gameboycalibrator:
mrvantas:
SWEET FUCKING TROLL JEGUS.
OH NO NOT 4G41N
1 JUST PUT 4W4Y MY 3XTR4 P4NTS
oh
god
no
NO
shit.
I REfuse this
TOtally and COmpletely!
THIS THIGH-HIGH THURSDAY SHUT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING AGAIN?
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((Hey, I'm back after getting adrenaline drunk and saying all kinds of bullshit yesterday))
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mercurialm00n:
Around… 0AM/11PM?
11PM in BST -3 at least.
I think there’ll be .flow or Yume 2kki, Eversion maybe, and something else I don’t know yet.
Be sure to show up!
I think I'll stream some indie games tonight!
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((EVEN I SAW THE FUCKING WALL, GOD))
NaruOokami: AND I DON'T EVEN PLAY PORTAL
MrVanillaMilkshake: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚*** EVERYTHING
Jaspersprite: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON I'M JUST ALUGHING
Jaspersprite: whoops caps
Kennythegreat: Your Portal 2 playing makes me want to not live on this planet anymore
StarClone: Dude.
pivot: YES
Becca: SCREAMS
StarClone: I do not know what to do
pivot: GOD
Kennythegreat: mhm
pivot: DAMN
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anglerfishgulf:
absoluteterrestrian:
anglerfishgulf:
absoluteterrestrian:
===> Seimos: Feel shitty
You do that, and surprisingly well.
Cod, Sheimosh, what’sh wrong with you?
I don’t know, MArina. I’m just FEeling GRounded today………..
And you don’t believe me when I shay you’re a failure You really don’t know or are you fooling “aground”? Ash much ash I don’t like you, you really don’t sheem to be well.
No MArina I'm NOT FOoling AGround today.
I just am BLeeding and FEeling like shit.
Thanks for the COncern tho.
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diagnosissynthesizeritis:
absoluteterrestrian:
I
I HEaddesked a lot YEsterday
but
I don’t REmember BLeeding
I don’t REmember even PAssing out if that’s to be REmembered
Is that bad…?
in my expert opinion
ye5
that i5 bad
that5 all kind5 of bad
the kind of bad where thing5 get all 5uper dire and dramatic
Augh fuck.
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anglerfishgulf:
absoluteterrestrian:
===> Seimos: Feel shitty
You do that, and surprisingly well.
Cod, Sheimosh, what’sh wrong with you?
I don't know, MArina.
I'm just FEeling GRounded today...........
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diagnosissynthesizeritis:
absoluteterrestrian:
===> Seimos: Feel shitty
You do that, and surprisingly well.
ju5t let me a5k thi5
how did you manage to 5tart bleeding randomly
if you an5wer ‘i woke up like thi5’ then i fear i may 5cream becau5e the ammount of time5 that bull5hit ha5 happened thi5 week i5 truely imme5urable
I
I HEaddesked a lot YEsterday
but
I don't REmember BLeeding
I don't REmember even PAssing out if that's to be REmembered
Is that bad...?
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===> Seimos: Feel shitty
You do that, and surprisingly well.
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Aw fuck.
This HEadache sucks.
Where's ARidus......
Aw fuck.
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