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This book is gonna ruin me.

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I'm not even done with All of our demise yet but oh my god. The way that Gavin tries so hard to put up excuses to not kill Alistair is so funny to me.

He says how he couldn't kill Alistair because he would just "be able to cast an enchantment to kill him", while yes it is true, you literally have this man on the ground coughing and bleeding there is no way he could have the strength to do much 💀

Like the whole time I was like "Just say you think he's cute and want him alive", we will not judge"

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I’m about halfway through All of Us Villains. I’ve started playing a little game. Drink water every time Gavin brings up Alistair, by name, completely unprompted. I am the most hydrated I’ve been in months.

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Love seeing new people joining All Of Us Villains fandom thinking Alistair and Isobel were gonna end up together

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I have a rotating idea in my mind.

So Alistair is definitely not used to physically affection unless it comes from Hendry, and Gavin literally would melt if someone so much and touched his shoulder. So while yes they are touch starved- They don't know how to touch- right-?

For example I don't think they cuddle, I think Alistair kinda just clings onto Gavin like a scared cat and Gavin just smiles lovingly

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Briony: Are you a cuddler? Alistair: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION- Gavin: yeah he's a cuddler

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Hi! I absolutely adore your art! Formalities aside, I wanted to ask if you could do more All of us Villains and All of our demise fan art? There is an underwhelming amount of it and you are one of the only ones who drew any. This is still just a suggestion if you have time and want to of course. Have a cookie in exchange for your time🍪 Okay that’s all have a good day/night

hey! thank you so much! i DEFINITELY wanna draw more aouv but i’ve been insanely busy with school lately so i haven’t gotten a chance 😣

anyways here’s a little thing of gavin and alistair i did awhile ago that i never posted to fill the void 👀

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incorrect quotes part 2

Finley: Wow, you’ve pissed off a lot of people.

Briony: Well, that’s what happens when you live out loud.

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Alistair: Could you be anymore annoying?

Marianne: Yes.

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Alistair: So..hypothetically… how does one make a date more.. interesting? i want to take Gavin out for one. Hypothetically, of course.

Isobel: Um, sometimes acting sorta mysterious can be intriguing??

Alistair: Got it, thanks.

later......

Gavin: So, where are we going?

Alistair: None of your damn business.

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Reid: Are you sure this is safe?

Isobel: I never said that.

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Finley: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much am I going to hate this little plan of yours?

Briony: About an 85.

FInley: Oh, good.

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Alistair: Marianne, I sense hostility.

Marianne: Good, because I hate you.

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We got robbed of the scene where Alistair and Gavin have to tell the others that while the Tower trial was forcing them to fight off seven sentient statues of the original champions who were trying to kill them, they had to clean a house

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« The world belongs to those who read »

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that one “e-y-e-s” video but make it the cottage trio

and a little bonus:

inspired by an ask and response by @medievalatrocities and @luckloveandwaterfalls respectively!

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Gavin: Al, you can’t drink away your guilt over your brother’s death

Alistair: Nuh uh

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the media: alistair lowe is a scary, murderous, and powerful champion—

meanwhile, alistair in question:

*falls down the stairs*

*knocks over a display case*

*trips while running for his life*

gavin: can’t believe i’m in love with this idiot

alistair: what

hendry: what

gavin: what

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I literally love how stupid Alistair and Gavin are, like

'Oh gee willikers, every time this guy touches me I get butterflies in my stomach and want to kiss him, I wonder what that's about. Oh well, guess I'll have to kill him before I find out'

Meanwhile (especially) Hendry is just standing there, watching them, waiting for anyone to make the first move so that he doesn't have to sit here and watch them anymore

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The sexual tension between two boys who’s trying to kill each others 👌

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Alistair coming out as bi to Henry

Alistair: Henry I need to share something with you.

Henry: Go on I’m listening.

Alistair: Do you remember that one monster story mother used to tell about the gremlin who not only ate fae folk but also are other gremlins just like himself. And it was a method for self cannibalism and the destruction of one’s self which is how I feel about my feelings towards both girls and guys

Henry:….

Henry: Are you trying to tell me that you’re bisexual?

Alistair: Don’t be ridiculous I’m trying to relate a monster story to the current predicament of my life and the ruinous feelings I have for the Grieve

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Holy balls I got the teeth 💀