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how it feels to remember that it's going to get colder again

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Right wingers: I need an AR-15 pattern rifle so that I can protect my kids if 30 to 50 feral hogs show up!

Also right wingers, for some goddamned reason: You can't force me to run my ranch in a way that prevents my 30 to 50 hogs from escaping and going feral!

Buddy sweetheart honey. Which one is invasive

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and I say again any women's shelter that turns away trans women and mothers of boys is fraudulent and deserves to be cleared out for an agency actually willing to do the work

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...can we just light all the AI bros on fire yet?

They're okay with it....somehow managing to just delete the machine it runs on?

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i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

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They made a whole movie about that!

It's called "Quest for Fire" and it's one of Ron Perlman's earliest films.

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there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

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THE MAGNET IS ALWAYS ON

THE MAGNET IS NEVER OFF

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why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

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things about middle-earth that sound fake to people who haven't read the silmarillion

the earth was flat until some people pissed off god enough that he punched it round

the sun and moon used to be trees, but a big spider ate them

elves even being in middle-earth can be traced back to one (1) dude hating that people mispronounced his mom's name

sauron is a werewolf

elrond's biological parents are a star and a bird now

there's a sexy vampire lady

fighting a balrog barehanded is so cool it'll get you reincarnated right away even if there isn't a current big crisis going on (sorry gandalf, glorfindel just did it better)

satan got banned from heaven for playing his own music too loud

if you were intense enough in life, when you die, you might literally explode

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What. the. actual. fuck.

i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

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mutuals I’d like to watch a storm with