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((hey guys remember this meme lol you do now))
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YOURE BACK WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
I HAVE BEEN BUSY GETTING EVEN MORE SWOL, EATING RIGHT, wallowing because nobody ever sends me ask anymore and showing off how cool i am is all that gives my existence meaning, DOING CRUNCHES, EMBRACING THE POWER PRIMATE, AND OCCASIONALLY YOGA FOR FLEXIBILITY!
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THIS WOULD BRING TEARS TO MY EYES WITH ITS BEAUTY BUT ALAS I AM ONLY ABS I HAVE NO EYES TO CRY WITH
I was held at gunpoint and forced to post this
This is our Dwayne Johnson Antauri from the new srmthfg live action movie brought to you by disney
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MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS STORY. THE ALCHEMIST WOULD READ THIS TO ME EVERY NIGHT.






“How the Grinch “swole” Christmas…! By the third image I got sleepy lol…
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#fitspiration

THAT GUY IS FLAPJACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No... It's impossible for one to be SO PERFECT!
NOT IF YOU EMBRACE THE POWER PRIMATE AND DO A TON OF CRUNCHESBELIEVE IN YOURSELF, ANON!!!!!!!!!!!
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So what's Antauri's reaction to his abs making a AMA blog? Does he get any say in anything? Or is he a slave to the abs?
HE UPDATES HIS OWN BLOG AT THE SAME TIME SO IT WORKS OUT
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What's your favorite song?
I’M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRTTOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRTSO SEXY IT HUUUUUUUURRRRRTSSSSSSSSS
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with that last pair of drawings all that I could think of was ABTAURI.
The most beautiful abs of all~ (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧
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HOW DO YOU WRITE ON THIS BLOG?!!! YOU'RE ABS!!!!
NEXT QUESTION
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I’m not responsable if you see this on your dash. I marry with that one of the SRMTHFG fandom who knows what I meant with that face. To cheat googling isn’t allowed. Enjoy my weird creation ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) This is the sexy Abtauri. He only happens one day per year. Reblog and you’ll blessed with his sexyness this 2015 (???)
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No anon you're wrong. GABson may have /them/ all beat, but he ain't got nothin' on NovAB
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Your abs are so fake it's a wonder they haven't "deflated" yet.
TAKE THAT BACK.
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Why can't you too all just get along and flex together in unison... Besides GABson has you both beat >:3
((sTOP))
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I could be writing books, but i'm looking at a blog made by sentient abs...Oh lord, what am i doing with my life?!?!?! XD
LET MY ROCK HARD AB-NESS INSPIRE YOUR WORK
WRITE ABOUT SENTIENT ABS
WE GET SO LITTLE REPRESENTATION IN THE MEDIA
BE A HERO THE SENTIENT ABS OF THE WORLD
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AND THAT'S ALL THOSE ABS ARE SO USELESS AND STEROID-TASTIC DISHONOR TO YOU
Yeah man, mABdarin is has some very ripped abs. Makes yours look shameful
WHO KEEPS SENDING THESEIT’S YOU ISN’T IT MABDARINGET OVER HERE AND FACE ME
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WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME
I CAN LIFT THREE CARS
TWO WITH MY ABS
AND ANOTHER WITH MY MIND
Yeah man, mABdarin is has some very ripped abs. Makes yours look shameful
WHO KEEPS SENDING THESEIT’S YOU ISN’T IT MABDARINGET OVER HERE AND FACE ME
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