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It'd be a little funny if the rogues S/O saved them with a metal chair. One of those foldable ones

It seems like they lost, Batman hovering over the rogue, ready to take them to Arkham until BANG

Batman falls down

Behind him stands S/O, metal chair still in hand, suggesting that maybe they should escape now

Like c'mon Batman is never living that down. Especially if S/O isn't a rogue. Like he just got knocked out by a rando civilian who just so happens to kiss up on a rogue

Omg this is brilliant. Bruce is fucking scarlet. like how embarrassing. Dick isn't ever going to shut up about this now time for the rogues reactions!

Riddler/Edward Nygma

oh my god. that was so hot babe you don't even know.

genuinely will take a minute to commit this to his photographic memory. my god.

once you yell at him to get the fuck up and start running, he's by your side hand behind your back escorting you out.

he will also never forget this. both you and also the batman. this will be a jab he makes to the bat frequently.

"riddle me this batman, what has four legs, no heartbeat, and is the batman's kryptonite?" such a dick.

Scarecrow/Jonathan Crane

oh you brilliantly smart mouse.

he's already hopping up, spraying the bat in the face and then hroo hraa-ing outta there.

you're going to be showered with compliments. especially since you definitely saved his burlap. this man cannot go against batman in a 1v1. he's made of bones and straw. the wind can knock him over.

briefly ponders the possibility of batman having a fear of chairs after this. maybe by being sprayed after the attack has developed a new synapse?

TwoFace/Harvey Dent

hummanah hummanah. they've fallen for you all over again.

"what a woman/hunk"

their eyes genuinely pop out of their head.

they flip a coin and flee with you in tow. don't be surprised if they throw you over their shoulder as they do.

will be talking about that for ages. tells Penguin, Riddler -anyone who will listen really.

Their men will give you a nod of approval when they hear about it.

harv is ecstatic about this. his first reaction was that it was hot, whereas Harvey was the more concerned party.

Bane

oh my god.. you've certainly picked up on things form the ring.

thinks its hot also.

would never expected that from you! but I suppose watching batman reach for his tank was the limit for your gentle disposition.

he's relived he gave you that defence training now.

he's slightly more relaxed about your safety now he knows you can handle yourself.

but not completely obviously.

Black mask/Roman Sionis

HOT HOT HOT x10. its like the word is flashing in his brain with an alarm sound.

"doll that was the sexiest thing anyone has done ever"

you will be whisked away by him into his car and will gush over you in the backseat (okay that sounds wrong.. >:) )

you will be treated to a wonderful dinner and showered in gifts! somehow more than usual.

he's also telling everyone. he's gonna goad Red Hood with the fact his dad got whacked so easily by a fucking normal person?? like no prior training.. how embarrassing.

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“it’d be so hot to make out with jonathan in a rain storm and get all wet with him”

“i’d love to share a bed with scarecrow and watch him come home after his crimes and get changed into pjs”

“i could marry him even with my debilitating hay fever”

“i want him to carry me up to the bedroom in his arms”

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S/O, otherwise a model patient in Arkham, whose only fault is that they keep breaking out of their cell to be with their boyfriend, Jonathan Crane

The issue is solved with putting the cells next to one another

Love that.

they'd be passing notes between each other and reading aloud books much to the botherment of their neighbors

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can the batman or art side of tumblr explain to me how triangle can go to a cylinder in one go with this guy's head! do you like being squished in there my guy?

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Being a Nurse within Arkham Asylum

These are my own personal thought on how this would be! I really wanted to talk about this as for my own OC! this would be her background so I decided to just write out some thoughts on how it would be for literally anyone. and how you should interact with the rogues as patients.

Now, when I say nurse I would say the job would literally entail just that. they have psychiatrists and guards who have their own responsibilities within the Asylum so I was thinking about who would be administering medications and tending to wounds and ailments within the asylum.

these would be positions filled by persons within Gotham with little education, college students or anyone desperate enough for wok and due to the nature of the asylum positions that have frequent openings and new staff.

due to the sheer amount of resignations from each post there would be little experiences demanded. I genuinely believe that if you entered your CV you'd get a call the next day with a "when can you start?" no interview, just a small chat on your first day with what the work consist of and a contract.

this contract will be an NDA to some degree due to the abuse within the system against both employees and patients. and maybe even a contract of minimum period of work due to the sheer amount of employee turnover.

this job wont pay well, its Gotham like. but its liveable. and that's the most you could hope for.

Work consists of a schedule of medication for each patient on whatever floor/wing you're designated. there might not be any possibility of changing what patients you have based on how the more familiar they get with you, the more they'll cooperate (unless harassment or legitimate violent threats like Zsasz where its completely viable and you will die lol)

you would also tend to patients injured during riots, guard violence or scraps between patients.

the best way to cope in this role is if you adapt to your patients.

the incredibly insane (not any of the rogues gallery) are unironically the easiest, they're incredibly restrained with straight jackets, mouth gags etc. they're also held down on medical beds when you do tend to them and escorted back by armed guards.

its the bloody rogues that ssuuucckk ass as patients.

this is a guide based on my opinion plus some are excluded based on them being in black gate like Selina Kyle and Penguin or I don't believe any medication would be prescribed like Ivy or Clayface (purely there for containment purposes)

Riddler sucks. waiter waiter! a riddle per pill please thank you! so annoying. if you cant answer he will not take it so be smart and it will be grand. (no one will swap with you btw) due to the inhibitors necessary to keep him from escaping he will sometimes repeat a riddle.. its actually quite sad. he will get very upset with himself if you inform him. like I'm talking hitting his head in frustration level upset. however, if you build up a repour with him he will respect you and he's actually fine to deal with ultimately. difficulty level 7/10

Scarecrow is unsettling. that's about it. don't bother lying when he asks you what you fear. you'll end up afraid of it if you do. he can tell. will probe you about your fears etc.. its stimulating for him. its something to do. that's literally the hardest part, once you get over being slightly afraid of HIM you're fine! chat to him about psychology and his work and the visits will be over before you know it. difficulty level 5/10

two face is completely dependant on their mood. if they're good then they're genuinely a sound guy and easy patient.. if he's angry then.. ugh. if the coin says no medication you're fucked but you could try and convince them by asking loophole questions for the coin and you might get lucky. if the guards take their coin you will not be able to get near them. genuinely will freak. no job done for you. difficulty level 7/10

Mad hatter is unironically piss easy. not joking. play into his delusions slightly. write "eat me" or "drink me" labels in calligraphy on the medications and you're SET. that's it just.. don't put anything he gives you on your person or like y'know.. mind control. difficulty level 2/10

killer croc, depending on the canon you're looking at, for example the Arkham games have him in the sewer under the asylum accessible via lift. they only chuck food down there every now and again its extremely inhumane but he does come up into the building sometimes for therapy appointments. the protocol could be you put the medication into his hooks of meat or give the to him at his rare visits upstairs. just treat him like a person and you'll be fine! just keep hands away per Aaron Cash's warnings. difficulty level 7/10

Harley Quinn is just a fucking joy to treat at this point. she's literally one of the few rogues to actually rehabilitate like in BTAS. she's so easy and just chat to her like you're talking over coffee and you're set. honestly is quite nice! she'll gossip about the other rogues and its actually lovely. I loovvee her. an absolute pleasure difficulty level 0/10 (give her a lollipop she was excellent.)

firefly is just a bloke really. the only reason he's here instead of black gate is because he's a diagnosed Pyromaniac. he will sit there grumpily and tell you he's gonna burn this place down one day. very much a "that's nice, sweetie" treatment. just take your pills and go man. difficulty level 1/10

Bane, depending on canon, would only be in Arkham because he's teecchnically a metahuman. he's far too intelligent and strong to be held in anything either than the high security Arkham can provide. the only reason he would be treated would be to study titans effects and monitor his condition he's pretty easy but wants to know every ingredient of the medication. not my body is a temple shit, but he wants to know what (probable) poisons the doctors are prescribing him. overall a bit tedious and annoying but lets just say it isn't hard to find a vein on this guy so difficulty level 2/10

Freeze is there for containment but would receive medications for his obsessive disorder and to monitor his condition. he is kind and honestly uncaring. he is only thinking about Nora and how he's loosing precious time to save her.... you can ask about her if you like.. he might tell you about her but.. that's about it. safety level 0/10.

joker.. is just ugh. such a fucking pain. he's held down massively and labelled as incurable. he has so many different diagnoses and its like.. what the ffuuuckk do you give him? difficulty level is you may die. (10/10)

please defend them from the guards. they're absuive and the treatment they give the patients can be abysmil.

give Edward a pack of cards, stop them from beating Jervis and crane because they're physically weaker, allow Harley to have social time, ivy to have outdoor time (with a power dampener collar on), Waylon to see the outside, bane to exercise, Fries to have a picture of Nora and please please for your own sake allow Harvey to have their coin and reprimand the guards as much as you can for taking it in the first place.

whatever you do brother PLEAASEEE keep on good terms with the patients (minus joker, he don't give a fuck) cause when there's a riot or breakout and there WILL BE ONE. you don't want these guys to see you and want to kill you. I'm not saying they'll spare you but if they see you hiding in an office or vent they might just pretend they don't see you.. and if things go REALLY well and they actually like you they might just let you go unharmed. its been demonstrated in the Arkham games and even comics that if you're a fucking asshole they will hunt you down.

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do you see the vision

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WHO'S THAT POKEMON???

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I hope I did this right lmao my brain is mush due to the horrors (waking up)

I'm here to tattle!! Please, Sheriff Finnie, Dr. Phosphorus is so bad... I want him behind bars!!

Dr. Phosphorus crime was Indecent Business Proposals (confessing "i love you"), and he's Wanted: Dead for it

Kiss me, Chernobyl man...

Dr Phosphorus x GN!Reader, ficlet a/n: lmao anon understandable, the horrors persist but we can be soothed by the knowledge that horrid skeleton man would 100% slip up and show his soft side hehe main event post • event masterlist • tag: finnie3k • main masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: fluff, confessions of loooooove, violence and injury mentioned (for other people)

The mission had turned a little bit sour. It wasn't a fun jaunt in the back streets of some poor city that was unluckily chosen as the location for the extraction of the target. Now it was bombs and bullets and blasts. And somehow, even over all of that noise, you could hear him, Alex, shouting out something, but what it was, you couldn't quite make out.

"What!?"

"Oh my god, I said..."

You could hear the impatience, the irritation, in Phosphorus' voice, already angered at the situation you found yourselves in, but more so at the fact that you couldn't make out what he was saying.

He sent several quick punches towards the man taking up his attention on the other side of the road, sending him hurtling towards the wall, the front of his body sizzling and smoking, burnt and cauterised all at once.

"I said that-"

Another explosion to the side, no doubt either the end of, or the cause of, one of your squad mates.

"What!?"

"It-"

Much to his dismay, the good doctor was interrupted once more as one of the soldiers from whatever private army was protecting the target jumped in front of you, aiming their weapon towards your forehead.

But he didn't quite have time to line up the shot, because Phosphorus was behind him swiftly. His hands gripped the sides of your assailants head, pushing through them like a hot knife through butter until they met in the middle of the blood and gore and brain matter in a mockery of prayer. Then he dropped his shoulders, palms by his side before rolling his eyes and sighing.

"Doesn't matter now. I was making a joke. It was of the moment."

You watched as the sludge of red pulp dripped from his fingers before you could find it in yourself to speak.

"Is it kind of weird that I thought that was super hot?"

"Yeah... that is weird. You're weird. But that's why I love you."

"You... what?"

"I mean, uh... Nah, it's... I love you. Who else would still be interested in hearing my stupid joke after all that?"

"Not many people, I guess."

"Exactly!"

He fired a flaming finger towards you, clicking his teeth and grinning wide as he took your arm and led you to the next victim, hopeful he could use the material eventually. He did love making you laugh.

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Achievement Unlocked

You survived a nightmare!

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Would it be possible for a request on dr phosphorus having a crush on the reader imagine, thank you I hope you have a nice day!

A/N: Hello and thanks for the request! So a lot has happened since my last actual post but I'm back and ready to write! I have at least 20 fics started and none finished lol. So I hope this is good cause I'm a little rusty. Enjoy!

Phosphorus crushing on Reader Imagine

☢️ Phosphorus crushing on someone is a weird phenomenon that hasn't happened since his accident

☢️ Sure he found one or two henchman or stripper attractive, but it was purely sexual

☢️ So when he began to develop a romantic crush on you he had to basically drown himself in a lake just to make sure he wasn't dead

☢️ He didn't know how to process these emotions and feelings so he did what he knew best; used sarcasm as a coping mechanism

☢️ It was like everything you did need a sarcastic remark or a smartass comment from him; he always gave his two cents on everything you said even if he wasn't apart of the conversation

☢️ He never let you know his next move. One moment he'll be complimenting you and giving you gifts, and the next he won't even sit next to you because he doesn't want the rest of the team to get any ideas (despite the fact they all thought the two of you were dating for the longest time)

☢️ He thinks he's slick with his crush; thinking that no one suspects a thing. But you and everyone else knows and now you all are just playing the waiting game to see how long it takes him to ask you out

☢️ He gets jealous way to fast for his own good. He doesn't like being over protective and paranoid, but being alone for so long does things to a man.

You stood a few feet from Phosphorus as the two of you manned your stations. A radio lied between you two as you waited for your next command. Or at least you would be waiting, if you weren't wrapped up in a conversation with the new tech guy.

"I can't believe you've never had a deep dish pizza!" Mike's voice projected from the radio.

You giggled quietly, rolling your eyes as you pressed the button to respond. "It never crossed my mind to try it."

Phosphorus hated his life right about now. You two had been talking for 20 minutes straight and it did nothing but annoy him. This tech guy just kept talking even when you tried to to end the conversation, it was like he has been deprived of social interaction his whole life and took the opportunity to bore you. He hated how you giggled Everytime he said something slightly funny. You shouldn't be wasting your precious, beautifully sounding laughs on some shitty joke.

"Maybe when you get back we can go get some?" He said, curiously.

Phosphorus froze. 'What?'

Your eyebrows pinched together, you started at the radio in confusion for a moment before responding. "Are... Are you asking me out, Mike?"

'No!' Phosphorus felt his muscles tense.

"Maybe..."

'Oh hel no!' Phosphorus ripped the radio out of your hands and held the button down so tightly it almost became wedged in the radio.

"Someone's coming, we need complete silence!" Phosphorus said in a deep, gravelly voice. He changed the channel and slammed it onto the ground between you two.

You were too stunned to say anything. He was so quiet the whole time, the sudden outburst shocked you.

"Alex...?"

"What?!" He snapped. But you didn't react, you never did.

You brought yourself a little closer to him, still inspecting his face very carefully. "What was that for?"

He groaned as her aggressively crossed his arms and leaned against a nearby tree. "I don't know what you're implying here, but I just want to get this mission done as quickly as possible. And I can't do that if you and four eyes keeps chatting up and planning your marriage!" You gave him a little smirk. "I think you're jealous." To that, he scoffed. "Me? Jealous? Of what? I can get anyone I want!" You playfully rolled your eyes before settling down next to him. He tensed slightly at the closeness, but slowly began to settle. He knew he was a complicated man, but you somehow knew how to put up with him...

A/N: THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE! I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!

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Cecil would treat Conquests unconscious(?) body as a well to keep his darkest secrets the same way Conquest did to mark before attempting to kill him

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Man-Bat #4

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Where did my WIP list go...

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Augh I hope this makes sense I've spent like half a day in my notes app trying yo format this lmao 😭

But could you write a valentines day letter from Scarecrow to his lover, but like, his lover has been missing for a while now, so it has this vibe of "I'm going to give this to you when I find you", if that makes sense??

The pains of being a non-native english speaker asdfgh

"Somewhere Safe" Scarecrow x Reader Love Letter (Valentine's Day event 2025)

No worries, my love! I only speak english so I promise me trying to write in yours would be infinitely worse. Also ouch ouch, pain. This is for the now over Valentine's Day Event!

TW: mentions of death/maiming

The following paper is kept in a damaged envelope. The crisp white paper has been crinkled, creased and a variety of minor scuffs to keep it on one's person at all times. The letter inside has been folded, re-folded- There are smudges of thumb prints in the ink, and the familiar appearance of a liquid that long since dried over the paper. It gives the impression that this of all letters, was the most difficult one to write.

To my faraway crow,

First, I should be sorry I was not with you the night you disappeared. Should I have known that the time I kissed your head, it would be the last time I touched you- I would not have let you go. I would have held you within the cage of my grasp even if you'd begged for release. If I had been aware that months would pass and no word, you would have never left my sight.

I wish I could say the fear I've experienced at the myriad of scenarios that could have befallen you could have gained me something. Insight. A stronger sense of purpose. Which is worse, laying in bed and picturing your dismemberment by the hands of an enemy most cruel? Or that perhaps you left? You've simply left after burrowing into the chambers of my heart and soul, leaving only gaps my flesh cannot close.

In taking pen to paper, there's a superstition that you will be back to read it. You must I believe this. I've looked and scoured Gotham and other cities, so I must believe that in writing this, I manifest it into the world that I will be the one to hand it to you. I will continue to search for you, my love, even as my bones ache. If death takes me, my ghost will dredge the world beyond until our corpses can bind.

You are merely waiting somewhere safe. Just outside of my reach, you remain in the veil until I reach you. I will be Orpheus, yet I will not look back. Once I've held you again, I will know you are there.

For love that transcends such as ours cannot be broken by the forces that puppeteer us,

Jon

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God that rewatch really replenished like, all my energy last night, IM ON A ROLL 💥💥💥

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