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2023 -> 2024

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Happy world penguin day!

HAPPY WORLD PENGUIN DAY!!!

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hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

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sacabambaspis is genuinelly making me physically ill i think i'm gonna bave a coughing fit

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Some nice term definition to be used as reference, Courtesy of one Sir John Ross (1777-1856)

Extract of the Narratives of his second voyage

Never thought the sky actually looked different if land was around or water :o

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not sure if this adds anything but a chicken will 100% start eating one of her flock mates alive if something is wrong with her cloaca

oh, absolutely. chickens are brutal

hens especially are really good at hiding illness (which is why they often die suddenly). any signs of weakness, and they'll lose their place in the pecking order at best, and they'll lose their lives at worst

omegaverse writers ought to lay off the wolves and start making everything rooster-themed

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it's just so special to me when like a character is a massive loser and yet they get someone who falls head over heels for them. like yeah boy pull some bitches with your weak-ass game and cringefail demeanor

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'Jolly Roger' by Chris Dunn

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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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ok 1 more post b4 bedtime and let me be clear i still havent seen the terror but my interpretation of why hickeys costume during carnivale is some dude in a top hat is cause hickey wants so so fucking desperately the trappings and power of the english upper class

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beattie was apparently asked A Lot if john torrington could be brought back to life someday with "some elixir or as yet unimagined technology" but he said torrington was too sick and had too much cell damage for that to happen. oh really owen. that's the only reason you can't bring this guy back to life. if not for the cell damage you'd be frankensteining him?

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Some of yall will be like Omg I love this character <33 and then be talking about a bastardization of that character so extreme that is now just your oc with the same name

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she has a flower for you!

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