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tag the vtm oc who doesn't respect authority!
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That’s a shame :/
LX - The fledglings obsessed with mass-produced moulded items want to talk about overdone contraptions and circumstance now.
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Wait when did you not die
LX - The fledglings obsessed with mass-produced moulded items want to talk about overdone contraptions and circumstance now.
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daily affirmations: remember to be violent confrontational and hard to get along with
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Customer: MY CAR IS ALL BLACK, REFERRING TO THE BLACK PLAGUE DMV: POOR TASTE/ BUBONIC PLAGUE Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Being false sabbat is stupid.when do i get to just prove myself
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Never let some invisibly wrinkled centuries old bloodsucker give you shit for being new bitch on the block. They think they’re sooo mighty and powerful bc they’ve survived for sooo long when like 90% of that timeframe there weren’t any guns or cameras or borders so they could kill some random defenseless lady, fuck off 1 village east, and nobody would blink an eye. Now you pop around the block for a lazy bite to eat and 8 electric eyeballs bear witness to your target pulling iron and filling your gut with 9mm rounds before activating an international manhunt on your ass. Camarilla execs haven’t ever dealt with this shit personally. Some of these dusty motherfuckers predate widespread literacy and have never budged from their Embrace city and it damn well shows. I’d like to see one of London’s mutant ass 5th gen’s go without a kine proxy for a week in the modern day. They’ll guaranteed fumble the hunt after centuries of Doordashing their drinks and get inquisitors with phosphor rounds driving them out of their safe space. Can’t drive, no ID, no credit card, no records, not a fucking drop of patience for interacting with mortals, good fucking luck starting up in a new city much less getting to it. Call me an insolent whelp again bitch i’ll run you over with my car and selfie your broke and steamrolled ass to the groupchat #GoGrampa
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EVERYBODY SAY ‘’YOU’RE WELCOME, SABBAT’’ FOR KILLING THE OLD MAN BTW
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Not all of us can be ancient dragons man firstly i think you’d try to eat us for it
Your choices are
- capitalism but vampires
- capitalism but vampires and they got different names for stuff
- sick sword club
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Your choices are
- capitalism but vampires
- capitalism but vampires and they got different names for stuff
- sick sword club
#ic#you see why i had no dilemma here#some of the swords some of people who dressed up had looked insane
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…okay ew I REALLY do not envy whoever had to WATCH whoever was doing cleanup
Some of you need to go to more parties.Im still thinking about last palla grande
#ic#scarletshrouds#i got limits!!#fucking my food is one of them#uh or.you know. copulating. thats a better word#(( mal like; i get the vibes i shouldnt swear or be crude to u. librarian who would clock me with a tome vibes. )
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I do NOT envy whoever had to do the cleanup tho
Some of you need to go to more parties.Im still thinking about last palla grande
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Some of you need to go to more parties.Im still thinking about last palla grande
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