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trench warfare themed blowjob king?

What in the ever loving fuck is a trench warfare themed blowjob?

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Anyone who says I'd eat a grape is lying.

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Oh god why does it have his ugly ass face as the app icon

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Actual Stupid Pointless Bullshit by Game System

D&D: There's a purely good aligned spell that only good people can use. It causes an extremely contagious disease that makes people so horny they straight up die.

World of Darkness: Scientists radiate an aura of pure boringness so strong it kills pixies and that's why you don't see pixies anymore.

Chronicles of Darkness: "Actually, the psychic abuse monsters spawned from our nightmares are doing us a favour by beaming our worst fears directly into our brains until we die."

Call of Cthulhu: Fetishes are on the Insanity Table that you randomly roll on when you lose sanity so there's a chance you see Cthulhu and immediately develop a foot fetish so intense you have to be hospitalised.

Powered By The Apocalypse: Mechanically, everyone is pansexual. Everyone has to be pansexual. If you don't want to be pansexual, tough! We're married and you're in love.

Pathfinder: Inexplicable archfiend who specifically embodies the act of luring children into dark alleyways with candy to kidnap them.

Mutants and Mastermind: "So, we need enemies for a silver age superhero comic book game. What we got?" "Well, I've statted up a super-scientist gorilla, and an evil clown, and the vengeful souls of everyone killed in the very real Hiroshima Bombings. How's that?" "Yeah, that all seems tonally consistent."

Warhammer 40k: Hoo boy, how much time you got?

Warhammer: I don't think I can top vaporizing the fucking setting and killing everyone in the world for copyright reasons.

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taste my steel

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thought of this. had a breakdown. bon appetite

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just watched a bird do a mating dance and get REJECTEDDDDDDDD #NatureIsBeautiful

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half the posts on r/deathstranding are something along the lines of "Please, I hate Death Stranding, please help me love it!" & brother i can't. i can't, nobody can. if you are not immediately pulled into the rhythm of the deliveryman-ghostbuster gameplay, if you don't have the tolerance for people with stupid names foolishly insisting on the Importance of American as a Concept over and over again, if you are not completely in love with that baby, that will never change. your experience will never improve. you gotta develop a taste for every second of it. you gotta take pride in perfectly balancing your obscene cargo load. you gotta love watching norman reedus chug monster energy and then piss it all out over and over again. you gotta find the joy in rebuilding the highways once every 30 hours of play bc there are <50 active PC players on your strand these days and someone's gotta do it. you gotta develop a near-spousal attachment to a specific delivery truck that you borrowed from someone else because it kinda looks like a USPS van. you either need to be built different or become different of your own volition. this, too, is strand-type gameplay, & it can be learned but not taught

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