#grapeposting

[grapeautumn]

trans girl nyo pru.

[grapeshxt]

Frapru is funny to me because it’s like if the two most embarrassing people in Ludwig’s life decided to team up to cause him the most agony possible.

For all his life he was raised with the idea of François as the enemy, and now François is sobbing at Microsoft Excel because he’s been trying to resize a fancy lil chart into the cells for forty-five minutes.

“Why,” Ludwig asks.

François paws haplessly at the mouse (catlike, too, with wide, wet eyes).

“In a better time I would have drawn this,” he gripes. “I would have had it on typewriter and I would have had myself a good pen—”

Ludwig is uncomfortable. And confused. “That is the interns’ schedule. It doesn’t need a pie chart.”

“It does, mais non, you do not understand!” —Ludwig watches a stray movement cause the chart to vanish. François is too worked up to notice— “If you were to give an intern a mere table they would be lost immediately. You are cruel to them, Ludwig. They shall have grey hairs by the next year.”

Ludwig makes the executive decision to ignore his wailing.

It isn’t even 4pm. If François toys with Microsoft Excel for the next two hours he could even have him out of the secretaries’ hair (and pants) during the workday for once. So he sighs, checks his watch to be sure, and starts off toward his desk again when something else catches his eye.

François, with his arms drawn up like a marionette’s, fingers poised on the keyboard like he’s been practicing. Alt and then F4 jabbed with all the grace of a gawky crane. The cells flicker to a chat headered with what he specifically recognises as his brother’s contact.

He doesn’t know how Gilbert managed to take that picture from that angle. Beneath his desk. Nor how he managed to get his trousers back on so quickly. Nor did he want to know he was not wearing any underwear. Were those garters?

Ludwig snaps his gaze to his brother’s desk. Gilbert remains squinting at a perfectly decent report. He sips from his mug dutifully.

[bananadragapult]

@will-grahams-eyes Meatman real?!?!?!

[weirdbed]

kids on the street are calling it "grapes" and one hit will have you reaching into the bag for more..

[makerofmadness]

I start grapeposting again and immediately after when the new update happens I see This

once again another episode of "does someone at devsis read my blog"

[rye-in-a-coat]

Hey guys. I have finished eating the three kilos of grapes I had at home. So no more grapeposting. That's over.

[fuckbrettkavanaugh]

The grape died in surgery and became a raisin

[thesolitarygrape]

Brian David Gilbert simultaneously looks like he should Definitely Not be called that, and also that his name could not be anything other than Brian David Gilbert

[grapegremlin]

[turing-tested]

[lyndeeznuts]

Billy Bat has such an amazing cast of characters

[grapeautumn]

Shfhdh I just think the funniest way to delegitimise Arthur as the British empire is to realise he's less a terrifying masculine dominant entity and more incredibly insecure and would nearly have a heart attack if he were ever caught in stockings. but I think that makes him compelling to me

[grapeshxt]

this is your very secret admirer whos sooo secret and im sending you a kiss. mwah

Omg ..... Most secret admirer ....... blushes and makes out with you

[bananadragapult]

Ignoring the goofy CDs jabbed in it, DJ Cyber’s jacket looks so comfortable to wear

[nicerphandom]

Hey guys!

Hi there! My name is Natalie and I am a new admin (??correct term??) here! My friend Kiera invited me to join up and I love Dan & Phil and I love the phandom so I said sure! Okay basic info about me: I'm 17 years old, I live in Australia, my main blog is @thesolitarygrape and my side blog for not-shitposting is @fruitful-mind so I guess my tag will be #grapeposts since literally all my tags are grape/fruit related. I'm a Ravenclaw, Thunderbird, INFJ nerd who loves a lot of fandoms and may-have-ADHD-but-not-diagnosed-yet-so-don't-quote-me-on-that and I'm happy to be here!

[grox]

i love the grapeposting

Thank you so much also I found another one and I'm so dumbfounded on like what to do with them