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Vampire Phil vs Extreme Introvert Techno. Cue series of hijinks where techno is immune to vampires bc awkward nerd. Phil has hospitality rules and can’t break in so at first he just tries to ambush. Only. Techno never leaves. Like ever. Hmm next plan. Phil trying to find a way to get invited into technos house. Except uh oh he’s too nervous to ever answer the doorbell. Can’t thrall while techno avoids eye contact. No charms cause aroace. Doesn’t take phone calls. It’s INFURIATING. Phil trying at Halloween bc surely techno will at least answer the doorbell. Techno slides candy through the mail slot. BUT he complimented Phil’s costume so that’s progress!

okay so the only time techno ever really leaves his house is to take floof on walks. Except floof is actually a werewolf Tommy and it’s ON SIGHT when he smells Phil so that doesn’t work either. were Tommy is basically an emotional support animal that makes sure techno is semi functional and not utterly vitamin d deficient. Barks when it’s time to take meds stuff like that. He’s very talented like that.

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MUMBO?!?!?!?

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my favorite Tommy art i’ve done as of yet

31. May 2025

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Then of course there's the cute part when Tommy runs off to Techno's in the arctic and he makes himself a basement and hee's happy, he can hear Techno walking around upstairs and finally the terror of being alone is gone.

And as soon as Techno finds him Tommy glues himself to Techno’s side. If he can’t hear or see Techno he panics after a few minutes. Which is really inconvenient for Techno because all he sees is Tommy being very clingly and he didn’t see exile.

Like, he’d assumed that people were exagerating when they talked about how Tommy and Tubbo were always together. But now he’s here on the server and all of Tommy’s clinginess is focused on him? He knows for a fact that everyone’s been understating how clingy he is.

It’s got fun implications for the festival too. Like, Tommy goes with Techno because he’d rather do that then be left alone for a few hours.

Lots of fluff and angst potential with this.

Ooh I got a sad exile arc au for you all.

So there’s this thing called autophobia or monophobia, take your pick, which is the fear of being alone.

So au where Tommy has that and get plopped in exile. And he absolutely can’t stand being left alone. Dream figures it out quickly from how Tommy perks up when he realizes he’s there and how Tommy always tries to get Dream to stay longer.

Even when Tommy’s being argumentative there’s always the desperation for Dream to stay just a little longer. So he does, sometime, he blows up Tommy’s stuff and makes absolutely sure that no one else visits Tommy so that Tommy has to accept Dream’s treatment if he doesn’t want to be alone.

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Kpop demon hunters au because I said so!!!

Except I can’t decide who should be who. I’m thinking we have Techno, Phil and Wilbur as one group. Then Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo for the other.

Because we could have Tommy as Jinu with Tubbo and Ranboo being the other saja boys. Techno could be Rumi but instead of patterns he’s got voices. (And long ass hair in a braid).

BUT it could also be bench trio huntrix with Ranboo as Rumi and Wilbur as Jinu.

Like, it almost works too well if you get what I mean.

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No thoughts just superhero!Phil becoming a supervillain and then breaking into the hero HQ by. Using the same passcodes he had as a hero. He’s laughing into Techno’s earpiece like “they do NOT change the passwords around here good GOD” and Techno’s acting as lookout from a distance like “phil can you lock the fuck in”

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also, just, prayer circle for mumbo to actually be in the life series (i might just riot if he's not around for the first actually watching as it happens series for me) 🕯️✨🙏✨🕯️✨🙏🕯️

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It's a very special Fic Friday today, not only is Luck of the Draw chapter 3 out, but I've lovingly crafted a meme for chapter 3

And! Because I'm awesome there's a blank version under the cut

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oooohhhh love the feeling of finishing up a chapter.

New Chapter of Luck of the Draw will be coming on Friday, unless I forget, like I did last week.

But this is a really good chapter, and I have a super secret surprise for it too

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So I've got a warlock dnd character I adore, and I had the epiphany that their backstory could work really well for Technoblade.

The backstory is as follows: Techno pisses off a god/other creature and feels no remorse for his actions. He thinks he's justified, but also, he did just piss off this being so like the obvious thing that's gonna happen is that he'll die and he's ok with that.

Unfortunately, They are not. They are actually pretty annoyed at the lack of remorse and lack of begging to live. Obviously death is too kind a fate and won't teach any lessons.

So instead Techno's forced into a contract.

(For my character they burnt down a forest, red dragonborn, rite of passage, and is lawful evil. So their contract states that for every good act they perform something in the forest will be regrown. When the entire forest is regrown the contract is complete.)

Something like that, Techno's gotta do some shit he doesn't want to do. Let's say he's got to be kind/save a set amount of orphans.

Except, he doesn't want to, so he doesn't. Like he's supposed to and won't be released from the contract unless he does. But like, he's got bigger priorities then that. Like making more children orphans.

He's also, functionally immortal. Death is a kindness he doesn't deserve, he can't die until he completes the contract.

So now there's a blood thirsty man, now with magic, running around committing murder and unable to die due to a contract he has no plans to actually do anything about. He is The Muder Hobo.

And I just think that's hilarious.

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Ok ok but imagine like a princess and the pauper type situation where Wilbur’s the prince of a kingdom and Techno gets mistaken for him and dragged back to said castle and learns very quickly that escape is really hard because apparently the prince with his face is known as an escape artist and the guards are barely letting Techno shit on his own.

It’s like, kinda of chill though, Techno’s been meaning to murder Wilbur’s dad anyway so really this is great luck.

Wilbur sneaks in eventually and is so confused. Especially when he realizes that it’s Technoblade, famous murderer of tyrants, nobles and basically anyone with too much money.

But it’s also kind of chill because Wilbur’s reason for sneaking off is that he’s the leader of the anti monarchist political party/rebel/terror group.

All to say he does not want to be king. And if his dad conveniently got assassinated then he took the throne his little revolution would turn on him because it totally looks like a set up for him to make himself king.

So Wilbur agrees to help Techno, partly to not die, partly to get out of being king by turning the kingdom into a democracy.

It’s a win win in Techno’s books, a tyrant dies and not only does he not have to kill the tyrants son, the son has been waiting to turn the country in to a democracy?

Phil’s gonna love this guy.

I randomly remembered that one thing of someone asking Techno why he dressed like he was part of the bourgeoise and hie reason was "because styleee"

so uhh, new au where Techno is an anarchist and routinly goes around murdering tyrannical governments. But he dresses like a noble (because he steals stuff from the tyrants he kills). And because he's generally bad at talking to people he ends up at like noble gatherings a lot because people see how he's dressed and assume he was invited.

Which is great sometimes, maybe there's someone at the party he's been meaning to murder. Or it's shit because there's no one at the party but leaving too early would insult the host or something. He doesn't know, he doesn't care to learn the rules of noble society. So he ends up stuck, trying to make sure people realize his cape was the pride and joy of the Tyrant of the North two months ago and his crown and jewels are all pieces missing after assassinations of various political figures.

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more vampires with multigenerational adopted human offspring. they wake up, get the tykes ready for pre-school, beg their preteen not to get caught on their phone in class again (caught being the emphasis, they're a realist), venmo their college kid for "textbook money" (as if they don't teach all their kids how to pirate that shit), have a lunch meeting with their 49-year-old-realtor-kid to discuss the possibility of quietly buying another local warehouse that would absolutely not be used for tax evasion/illegal artifact storage purposes, then spend the afternoon in a bloodthirsty mahjong battle at their eldest kid's (82) snazzy new retirement community

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Haven't mentioned it but I've been pretty radio silent because I've had very spotty wifi, and it is still spotty, but not as spotty.

Anyway Luck of the Draw chapter 3 will probably be posted next week, I was supposed to yesterday but forgor

And I made a meme to go with it

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New life series is coming soon so I’m going to yap about my idea for a life series.

And it’s like, reverse of everything in mechanics were the closer you are to death the safer you are.

Well “safer”

It all hinges on pvp mechanics where on green you can kill with your bare hands, even though you’re green, and greens aren’t technically allowed to kill.

Yellow would be like, I dunno you can do damage with fists but if you try and hit someone with a sword or axe they’ll either take the same amout of damage they’d take if getting hit with fists or no damage.

And red players are incapable of pvp.

I think this would make a fun dynamic. What do you do? Stay on green as long as you can so you can fight back if someone tries to kill you? Or do you go down to red because at least then you only have to worry about traps and not any back stabbing.

Adding in the boogey man could also be fun, where you get to pvp for a session and have to kill someone or risk losing a life. Especially as a red or yellow that’d be so cool.

The instinct is “well if someone can pvp have them hit you with a sword and see if it does damage.” But if someone is the boogey man. If it’s tested by taking off armor, who would take that chance?

I just think it’d be fun and a little more simplistic, something more akin to last life then wild life.

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sprinkling in watcher Pearl :3 set at the start of hc8 prev

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Mostly sbi, but some are not so, russian roulette wooo

1. Rewind, Do It Better

2. Aut Inveniam viam aut faciam

3. Faith Has Earned Me Nothing

4. Aftershocks

5. I found what I love (and I’m letting it kill me)

6. A Balancing Act

7. I Loved You Like the Sun

8. Does the Tyran Deserve a Second Chance?

9. The Girl Who Lived

10. Nanny McPete

11. Sfos outtakes

12. Twin Flames

13. Flowers Bloom in the Most Unlikely Places

14. Untitled document

15. Scar Tissue

16. Do it Again

17. Ghosts of the Past

18. Selfish Reasons

19. More then a contract

20. Spirits Hear Our Prayers

21. Wolfstar Royalty au

22. In Another Life We Could’ve Been Brothers

23. Why’d a teeneger on an fbi watchlist?

24. I’ll put down my roots when I’m dead

WiPs Game

Thank you for the tag, @insidethekaleidoscope!

Rules:

Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPS.

Lockwood & Co fics:

Post Fittes House

Lucy and the reverse baby fever

Original works

When Fortune Smiles

Alyce Shovelbottom

House with 10 children

Stories with Emeren

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my fav watcher Grian hc is that he uses his powers for the most mundane things like finding something/someone