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I just know Emily would run a dark-academia tumblr like the navy

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SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

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I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.

Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch

Mario:

Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-

Mario: You’re married??

Doctor Mario:

Doctor Mario: You’re not????

Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????

Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!

Mario:

Doctor Mario:

Mario: WHO’S TONY??????

Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????

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goat fight. non-negotiable.

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Here you can evaluate the quality of Google Translate💁‍♂️

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make Delusional Copperspoon listen to karma by jojo siwa (the other version is fine)

she could never get past the guards

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Why must the internet hurt me like this?  😫 😫 😫

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Members of My Chemical Romance being 109% done with Trump’s bullshit

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Hamster Escapes the Most Dangerous Prison Maze 🐹

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Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

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i dunno how to feel about this project. i think it came out good but i kinda ran out of steam 😵‍💫😤 lemme know if yall like it! anywho i got really into dredge again cus i was recently gifted a collectors addition of dredge for the switch. its so fun and i love actually learning about real fish species. something about games that are informative to everyday experience is really fuckin cooooool

comms open! DM me

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Some dredge art

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