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reblog my commission post or eat soul dart
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OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS ✍️
500 words (min) with 100% discretion
"Pay what you want" 💖
Payment required upon delivery of fic
Open to all sfw/nsfw requests as they can be discussed further in DMs 💜
AO3 Link (for ideas of what I can do)
References available upon request 🤣😉
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Leon ……
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6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away
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My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified.
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jews deserve to live btw feel free to seethe about it
Wait a minute, is this ask genuinely because I reblogged that joke post about the pope not getting a role in Scream 7 for his comments? An obviously tongue-in-cheek reference post to current events? And THIS was your takeaway? That I'm antisemitic? You've actually lost the plot.
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Well, someone just cost himself a role in Scream 7.
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Okay I don't know Crane as a character at ALL (other than what I've read from your fic lol) but please consider this just for fun: crane SOMEHOW ending up in drag for the night, even just in the house with you (or your witty girl)
I'm thinking skin-tight, slinky strapless dress (red or black), baby-smooth shaved legs, the highest/thinnest stilettos ever, and bright red lipstick
He would likely fucking HATE it but if he's still doing it voluntarily (because of a bet or something?) it would be pretty hot to see him in a more vulnerable sexy state like that🤔
He's thin as a...well, thin as a scarecrow, so I'd imagine he's got really lovely long slim legs--just some silly food for thought for ya on this gray day
I have been known to touch on characters playing with gender presentation (mostly through kink and never with Crane before though) so if I were to recieve an ask asking me to explore that then I would absolutely consider it 👀 xx
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acapelladitty · 4 hours
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genuinely don't think we've had a bad penguin adaptation
i know you hated gotham but i do think robin lord taylor knocked it out of the park in his version
colin farrell was amazing in the batman (and definitely fucks) i can't wait for his penguin show
tbh while i think danny devito was a bit over the top and is not how i picture the character he still fit perfectly into the world that burton created and was goofy and fun
and then there's the arkhamverse version who is classy and scummy at the same time (and definitely fucks)
Hate is a very strong word for how I feel about Gotham lmao. I lost interest in it quite quickly but I can see where its strengths and weaknesses lay! And I absolutely agree that we've yet to have a truly ROTTEN Penguin adaption!! But then, I also unironically love Tommy Lee Jones Harvey Dent so maybe my taste in adaptions in lodged very far up my arsehole lmaoo xx
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Just curious; what do you think of Danny DeVito's performance as the Penguin in Batman Returns? Personally, I think he did a great job with the role (although Tim Burton might've gone a little overboard with how grotesque he made the character).
Love it! I think he's so wretched and nasty and brilliant and grotesque that it perfectly fits with the universe which he's shackled within. Especially when he's sharing the screen with absolute bombshell, 10 outta 10, homina homina homina, QUEEN, Michelle Pfeiffer. I like my Penguin to be more controlled or gentlemanly but DeVito sells every inch of his performance!!
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supposedly you're like the safest demographic from getting kidnapped if you're fat. It's honestly a funny you can't tell me jon can drag more 250+ pounds of dead weight. like if u a extra BiG Bitch(tm) worst case scenario you're getting sprayed and gonna have a bad time but you're not going anywhere. you come across scarecrow in an alley and ur like "whew thank God I have so fat titties" help it's rlly dumb but I think its funny. headcannon fat people underrepresented in jons research
As a fat cunt, this brings me great comfort. I love the idea of Crane and Nygma trying to lug my body around like Laurel and Hardy trying to shift a piano lmao. Good luck, boys! They can have a titty each and not much more.
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