THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED.(elsewhere i am known as iny. -- hi! ilu!)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Games like elden ring can be very "dangerous" for English as a second language speakers.
I have to consciously remind myself, especially if I am interacting with an English speaking client or business partner at work, that this is not how normal people talk.
Thou must have some business in mind, to come all this way.
A pleasure to meet thee, I'd heard tell of a new client.
Heed my words. The meeting tomorrow will be rescheduled.
What is thy business with these files?
I was entrusted this, for thee, a summary of the last meeting.
Thou art of passing skill, this excel list is perfect!
I doubt we shall again meet. I am only helping out on this project.
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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖
Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!
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rift cadence is cute, however i must make her horrible
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Steven Universe - Art Nouveau Series by Alexa Rockman
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a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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Got my in-laws Switch games for Christmas, but they asked for them as download codes, and giving someone a piece of paper with a code printed on it is boring, so I made these to put the printout with the code in:

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Okay so we all know how Danny fits into the 'Wayne' look with dark hair and blue eyes. But hear me out. Bruce adopts kids too fast for the majority of the population to keep up so when citizens see Danny they just assume Bruce already adopted him and they just haven't checked the news yet.
Just Danny going to get a burger and the guy behind the counter goes, "on the house!" Danny doesn't question it and moves on. People just keep treating him with great respect thinking he's a Wayne and Danny is just oblivious.
At the end of his trip or whatever he explains how he has no idea why people complain about muggings and crime, everyone was just so nice there.
Not until like a week later at a fancy party a news person asks Bruce where his newest son Danny is and Bruce is just so fucking confused. He doesn't remember adopting a Danny, but he doesn't want to be wrong and look like a bad father for forgetting one of his kids so he panics and says he's in his room or some bs.
Later he realizes that he has adopted no Danny but now people think he did and he can't say "Oh I don't actually have a son Danny" after telling someone that he did have a Danny.
The news gets curious on why they don't ever see Danny. Bruce says that poor little Danny is camera shy and isn't ready to be in the spotlight yet. The rest of his kids are absolutely dying watching to see how far this lie takes Bruce and tell him it's his fault for not remembering his own kids.
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ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat
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