#slay the princess

[circusmantis]

Even more princesses!!!!

[blacktabbygames]

Pristine Cut Update:

Beating the "Slay the Princess is not a horror game" allegations.

Not beating the "Slay the Princess is pretentious" allegations.

[ngc7009]

May I humbly request, Something...anything involving Thorn acting like Witch's older sister?

here you go. Witch is a bit grumpy when it comes to brushing her hair

[capnsaltsquid]

Is it a dichotomy that the Razor is associated with joy as well as pain and cruelty? Not necessarily; I recall that one of the devs mentioned that hers was the last route created, while everyone was frazzled from trying to wrap up the game. I believe she is the vessel that embodies all the aspects of late-game development:

She is the joy of knowing that the game is nearly complete.

She is the cruelty of impending deadlines and promised delivery dates.

She is the pain of finding yet another game-breaking bug just when you thought you were finally ready to release.

She is the urge to turn your arms into blades and go to town the next time a distribution rep passive-aggressively asks if you could be so kind as to hurry up and finish the game.

[six-robins]

If the Hero is the "Long Quiet", I vote that the Princess can be the "Short Loud".

Thanks for listening to my Ted Talk.

[simcardiac-arrested]

[coffinsister]

I mustn't kill myself, killing myself is the myself killer

[zombutterfly]

I just wanna make you happy!!

Okay! If that's what makes you happy, I can make you unhappy!

Okay! If that's what makes you happy!

I just wanna make you happy!!

[neverniko101]

Slay the Princess my beloved

(Just a note, this is entirely separate from @emerald-onion’s Ink Stained Blade AU! Go check it out if you have time^^)

Cross by Jakei

Slay the Princess (+ options below) by Black Tabby Games

TLQ/STP!Cross by me

GUESS WHAT IT’S INTERACTIVE

This means I have time to draw Horror!Dreamtale during polls >:3

And sometimes I wonder why I get burned out so much… :,)

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[incorrect-slaytheprincess]

the adversary: want to make out after i rip someone's throat out with my teeth?

the stubborn: i'm coming over. don't brush them.

[void-thevoid]

spinel as witch and thorn from slay the princess :3

[blacktabbygames]

Nya

[song-writer-melo-wrath]

FOR THE LAST TIME, Narrator, our pronouns are THEY/THEM. NOT because we're non-binary, but because we are, in fact, SEVERAL BITCHES.

[basilpaste]

slay the princess isnt like. an inherently plural game? but the most system-coded moment in it is the start of apotheosis where paranoid goes "oh im here to keep broken in check. because hes a freak."

[nintendo-fuckboy]

The blade is your implement.

The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience // Slay The Princess

[kittygamesda]

Stop saving The Princess! I'm tired of seeing her! Voice of the Smitten wants her free, on Voice of the Broken wants her free! I was in a cabin, right? And all of the voices just say free her. I gave you a perfectly pristine blade and said "Hey, babe, when the Princess is sus!" Haha, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding-ding-ding! I fucking looked at a her chained to the wall and I said, "That's a bit sussy!" And the Smitten looked at me dead in the eyes and said "Slaying the Princess? More like Laying the Princess!" Aaaaaaargh!