accendoignis
accendoignis
🔥Allow me to show you who's king!🔥
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accendoignis · 1 year ago
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With a quick lash of his tail, Firebrand hopped down from his perch in front of this beast-thing.
He took a step forward, intrigued before trying to seize it by the horn to get a better look, gloves still on. It was too hot. He looked like Firebrand, but something was off about this one... the same way his own mother is "off". It's strange.
Curious... you look like my nephet!
(a huge, skeletal beast with an inky substance around it trudges through the firey domain. How it got here? Not even it knows… but it doesn’t care for that. It seems careful not to end up in any lava that littered the place.)
(…. Hey… it looks.. familiar.. doesn’t it?)
Flying above, Firebrand took careful note of this strange creature, banking in between volcanic vents to stay relatively hidden as he simply watched with his lone eye.
The domain was smoky and smelled overwhelmingly of sulfur... but unlike a "normal" Firebrand this domain was full of skeletons.
A vent erupts near the beast, burning it.
What kind of mockery is this thing...? And why does it kind of look like Banhammer?
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accendoignis · 1 year ago
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Its not surprising the beast wasn't used to this smell. There's something more to this place... more than he's used to. White fire was burning at the top of a mountain. Magnesium.
Firebrand squinted in distrust, crawling like some sort of beast over a vent and let it erupt around her body. She didn't flinch an inch even if she was seen from the light of the lava...
(a huge, skeletal beast with an inky substance around it trudges through the firey domain. How it got here? Not even it knows… but it doesn’t care for that. It seems careful not to end up in any lava that littered the place.)
(…. Hey… it looks.. familiar.. doesn’t it?)
Flying above, Firebrand took careful note of this strange creature, banking in between volcanic vents to stay relatively hidden as he simply watched with his lone eye.
The domain was smoky and smelled overwhelmingly of sulfur... but unlike a "normal" Firebrand this domain was full of skeletons.
A vent erupts near the beast, burning it.
What kind of mockery is this thing...? And why does it kind of look like Banhammer?
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accendoignis · 1 year ago
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Bothersome... but nothing the King can't handle! It'll probably die by sundown.
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accendoignis · 1 year ago
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(a huge, skeletal beast with an inky substance around it trudges through the firey domain. How it got here? Not even it knows… but it doesn’t care for that. It seems careful not to end up in any lava that littered the place.)
(…. Hey… it looks.. familiar.. doesn’t it?)
Flying above, Firebrand took careful note of this strange creature, banking in between volcanic vents to stay relatively hidden as he simply watched with his lone eye.
The domain was smoky and smelled overwhelmingly of sulfur... but unlike a "normal" Firebrand this domain was full of skeletons.
A vent erupts near the beast, burning it.
What kind of mockery is this thing...? And why does it kind of look like Banhammer?
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accendoignis · 1 year ago
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Someone's in my domain.
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accendoignis · 1 year ago
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As much as hanging out with Icedagger is fun, I still need to return to my home!
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accendoignis · 1 year ago
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You're retiring at some point? Who will take your throne once you're gone? D: - @simply-windy
Ah... that is yet to be determined. I'll choose and groom a heir in due time...
I'm not retiring yet! I hope my boys may fill my place, but they're performers first and seem very happy being performers and not just royals!
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accendoignis · 1 year ago
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Hello Firebrand!!! :D If it wouldn't be too much trouble, what's ruling Crossroads like? I know you're the king, but do you make ALL of the decisions for it? Or do you ever like- Talk to anyone else about it before making it final? - @simply-windy
Hello, simply-windy! It's not a trouble at all to answer this question, thank you for asking!
I make... most decisions for Crossroads! I have trusted advisors that I pay handsomely and I have polls bi-monthy I put out to ensure my citizen's happiness! Every decision I make goes through my advisors and a handful of random citizens to hear the commoner perspective on things I wish to implement. Some call be soft for this, but I do not care!
Ruling as a king is hard work, but I love doing it! I'm so happy I'm retiring for the next 100 years soon, though!
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accendoignis · 1 year ago
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Hmph! You underestimate me, Megaphone!
You had just missed us celebrating Icedagger's spawndate! We had a party with lots of food and movies!
I will be visiting soon!
“hello! It’s been a while since we got into contact with any of you, in fact we only contacted Icedagger… anyways! We just wanted to check in with you guys to see what you have been up to since the last time!”
“oh and Welcome to… whatever this is- May the anons be merciful on you, Gramps-From-Another-Timeline”
-SIGNED, FS RADIO
(@ask-order-flipside)
Hello, my wonderful children of another universe!!
We're alright over here, just wrapped up some spawndate festivities right now! I'm surprised Illumina showed up, haha, stomach ache and all! I'm not sure on the rest of my siblings personally, but if Icedagger says they're okay, then I trust that they are.
Hmm... how are you two? Have you two eaten? I'm sure I can find some way to send leftovers your way!
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accendoignis · 1 year ago
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Hi firebrand
Hello, my loyal subject!!
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accendoignis · 1 year ago
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“hello! It’s been a while since we got into contact with any of you, in fact we only contacted Icedagger… anyways! We just wanted to check in with you guys to see what you have been up to since the last time!”
“oh and Welcome to… whatever this is- May the anons be merciful on you, Gramps-From-Another-Timeline”
-SIGNED, FS RADIO
(@ask-order-flipside)
Hello, my wonderful children of another universe!!
We're alright over here, just wrapped up some spawndate festivities right now! I'm surprised Illumina showed up, haha, stomach ache and all! I'm not sure on the rest of my siblings personally, but if Icedagger says they're okay, then I trust that they are.
Hmm... how are you two? Have you two eaten? I'm sure I can find some way to send leftovers your way!
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accendoignis · 1 year ago
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YO UWOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES
IF 10 MILLION FIREFLIES
LIT UP THE WORLD AS I FELL ASWLEEP
MY SAM SUIT IN OPEN AIR
SEAS ABLAZE EVRYWHERE
YOU'D THINK ME RUDE
BUT I WOULD JUST STAND AND ST ARE
LEAVE MY DREAMS OPOEN JUST A CRACK (please take me away from here)
CAUSE I FEELLIKE SUCH AN INSOMNIAC (please take me away from here)
WHY DO I TIRE OF COUNTING SHEEP (please take me away from here)
WHEN IM FAR TOO TIRED TO FALL ASLEEP
( SICK ELECTRIC GUITAR AND DRUMS )
I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
IN PENACONNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLYYYYYYYYY
ITS HARD TO SAY THAT I'D RATHER STAY AWAKE WHEN IM ASLEEP
CAUSE EVERYTHING IS NEVER AS IT SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS
WHEN I FALL ASLEEEP
I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL REAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
IN PENACONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWLYYYYYYYY
ITS HARD TO SAY THAT I'D RATHER STAY AWAKE WHEN IM ASLEEP
C AUSe all my dreams keep me in entropyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
-- firefly pulling propaganda anon
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[stop it you're scaring grandma]
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accendoignis · 1 year ago
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[i want to make a formal announcement my firebrand is heavily influenced by that phandub video.
"hello my wonderful grandson, i made too much chocolate sheet cake and will be delivering you some today."
"grandma i love you, but that's a 2 hours of driving, you dont have to do that!"
"nonsense."
(car door closing sfx) (boss battle theme with a photo of grandma outside)
thanks thats all, back to our scheduled firebrand content]
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accendoignis · 1 year ago
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I see... well then! If it cannot be helped, then it cannot be helped! But, before you go, you must have something to eat! A breeze could bowl you!
[Uh oh, grandma tactics have commenced. You wouldn't want grandma sad, would you, Icey?]
It'd be a quick snack, promise!
Another Firebrand? I thought it felt warmer around here…
*He’s not flying, for once. In fact, his wings are drooping, one of them nearly torn in half. A large chunk of his right horn was missing as well.*
Nice to meet you! I’m Icedagger, but not the one you know.
-@here-comes-the-snow
Oh, yes! Hello, I could garner a guess you weren't haha!
My, looks like you took quite beat haven't you, pop- I mean, Icedagger?
[Firebrand puts on his gloves and folds himself over to look Icedagger in the eye. He grins with a hand outstretched for a handshake.]
The pleasure's mine, Icedagger.
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accendoignis · 1 year ago
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Hmph! How about another deity?!
Mr. Firebrand!!!! Mr. Firebrand!!! What's your favorite kind of food? :D - @simply-windy
The spicy kind of course! I can handle the heat anyday! Hell, even give me the spiciest of foods I can surely handle it! No mortal can match my spice tolerance!
//hes that type dude lol
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accendoignis · 1 year ago
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@Nivalisica's spawndate, of course! It's going to be grand, or as grand as xey'll let us have it, haha. Just something for us Swords.
I know at least our mortals like to celebrate xeir spawning around the end of the year in the dead of winter on the Solstice...
but... I think it's important to celebrate our own dates on our own time.
[She looks particular fond when saying this, crow's feet becoming genuine as that inherit parent-ness of most Firebrands overtakes this one's features.
No hearty slap this time, just a little back rub and help in stabilization.]
It's fine if you wish to miss it, though!
Another Firebrand? I thought it felt warmer around here…
*He’s not flying, for once. In fact, his wings are drooping, one of them nearly torn in half. A large chunk of his right horn was missing as well.*
Nice to meet you! I’m Icedagger, but not the one you know.
-@here-comes-the-snow
Oh, yes! Hello, I could garner a guess you weren't haha!
My, looks like you took quite beat haven't you, pop- I mean, Icedagger?
[Firebrand puts on his gloves and folds himself over to look Icedagger in the eye. He grins with a hand outstretched for a handshake.]
The pleasure's mine, Icedagger.
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accendoignis · 1 year ago
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[It was atrocious.]
Nonsense, Dagger, always a pleasure to chat with my fellow swords, no matter where or when they're from!
[his gloved hand met Icedagger's back in a hearty (for Ice) but friendly slap,]
You could stay for the festivities? Unless you yourself are busy?
Another Firebrand? I thought it felt warmer around here…
*He’s not flying, for once. In fact, his wings are drooping, one of them nearly torn in half. A large chunk of his right horn was missing as well.*
Nice to meet you! I’m Icedagger, but not the one you know.
-@here-comes-the-snow
Oh, yes! Hello, I could garner a guess you weren't haha!
My, looks like you took quite beat haven't you, pop- I mean, Icedagger?
[Firebrand puts on his gloves and folds himself over to look Icedagger in the eye. He grins with a hand outstretched for a handshake.]
The pleasure's mine, Icedagger.
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