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god ok a few scrolls and i remember why i left

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ay yo i made a giant blunt in totk

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hey what up it’s been like a year,, i had a baby

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yo i’m back lol

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a million deaths upon you gay boy

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What if I swab my pussy with this at home covid test to see how absolutely sick it is

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fun new blog title: "welcome to my twisted pussy"

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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

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Coal miner's child using a hole in the door to enter a bedroom with a smoking pipe in one hand and a gun in the other in Bertha Hill, West Virginia. Photo by Marion Post Wolcott. 1938

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slav squirting outside of mcdonalds waiting for the uber

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gojo: this is my child i raised him

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Listen. I wouldn’t just fuck an alien. I’d take an alien out on a date, to their favorite restaurant. I’d marathon an aliens favorite show with them. I’d spoon an alien every night. I’d bring an alien little random tokens and gifts to remind them of my affection. I’d help an alien work through their emotional issues and family baggage. I’d adopt a shelter pet with an alien and raise him as our very own son. I’d grow old with an alien, every blissful year of our union reminding us of how much we cherish each other. I’d make love to an alien.

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@osha-official-the-sequel

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kitten. why did you melt down all of daddy’s star wars funko pops in a bucket of acetone?