accidentaladulthood
accidentaladulthood
Who Let Me Be An Adult?!
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No seriously. What is this.
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accidentaladulthood · 5 years ago
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Me: Emails photo to self
Me: OOH a notification!! Someone emailed me!!
Me: Oh.
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accidentaladulthood · 7 years ago
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heart: that one!
head: no
heart: :(
heart: that one?
head: NO
heart:
head:
heart: ...yes
head: wtf stop
heart: THAT ONE
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accidentaladulthood · 8 years ago
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Someone called me mature today. 
LOL guys its working they think im one of them
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accidentaladulthood · 8 years ago
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they forgot the last panel of being curled up under the desk with a glassy stare and expression of pure panic
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yes
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accidentaladulthood · 8 years ago
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Coworker: I just recently learned how to copy and paste but now I copied five pages instead of one paragraph so how do I get rid of it without hitting backspace? that seems like it would take a very long time to just sit and hold down the backspace key for five pages 
Me: ...
Coworker: ...
Me: Highlight what you don’t want by clicking and dragging then hit backspace
Coworker: OH! that will do it?
Me: you haVE A DOCTORATE
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accidentaladulthood · 8 years ago
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Alas, McDonalds is not happy with you if you try this at their play palaces. 
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Realising you have responsibilities
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accidentaladulthood · 9 years ago
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accidentaladulthood · 9 years ago
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Running from responsibilities be like
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accidentaladulthood · 9 years ago
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And taxes. And rent. And groceries. And holy crap I need a raise. 
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accidentaladulthood · 9 years ago
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My new hobby: Subtly messing with my roommates by adding variety to their pandora stations. “Classical Relaxation”? Let’s throw in some “Eminem” and “Carrie Underwood” and see if they notice. 
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accidentaladulthood · 9 years ago
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Clueless
I’ve finally seen the 90s teen classic “Clueless”. About 3/4 of the way through, I realized I was watching the movie VERY wrong. Apparently it’s not about family bonding and reconnecting with siblings to form a protective older brother / devoted younger sister relationship. I’m scarred. 
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accidentaladulthood · 9 years ago
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It's probably fine.
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accidentaladulthood · 9 years ago
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My new favorite website. 
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accidentaladulthood · 9 years ago
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Being an adult is just googling how to do things.
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accidentaladulthood · 9 years ago
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Wedding Season
All my friends are getting married. 
This is weird. I’m still firmly convinced that we’re not old enough to get married. Or have jobs. Or our own places. The twenties are a weird age. 
WHO LET US BE ADULTS. 
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accidentaladulthood · 9 years ago
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Dishwasher Safe
Not dishwasher safe? 
Oops. 
Well, I guess it is now. 
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accidentaladulthood · 9 years ago
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Bucket List
Someday, I want to meet a famous actor. I would then proceed to gush over their role in a low-budget flop from their early acting days. One of those really bad ones that everyone tries to pretend didn’t happen. Then I would feign ignorance of any recent films.
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