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Me: Emails photo to self
Me: OOH a notification!! Someone emailed me!!
Me: Oh.
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heart: that one!
head: no
heart: :(
heart: that one?
head: NO
heart:
head:
heart: ...yes
head: wtf stop
heart: THAT ONE
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Someone called me mature today.
LOL guys its working they think im one of them
#faking it#adulting#so mature#undercover adult#wait did this backfire am i actually being mature help
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they forgot the last panel of being curled up under the desk with a glassy stare and expression of pure panic

yes
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Coworker: I just recently learned how to copy and paste but now I copied five pages instead of one paragraph so how do I get rid of it without hitting backspace? that seems like it would take a very long time to just sit and hold down the backspace key for five pages
Me: ...
Coworker: ...
Me: Highlight what you don’t want by clicking and dragging then hit backspace
Coworker: OH! that will do it?
Me: you haVE A DOCTORATE
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Alas, McDonalds is not happy with you if you try this at their play palaces.
Realising you have responsibilities
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And taxes. And rent. And groceries. And holy crap I need a raise.
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My new hobby: Subtly messing with my roommates by adding variety to their pandora stations. “Classical Relaxation”? Let’s throw in some “Eminem” and “Carrie Underwood” and see if they notice.
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Clueless
I’ve finally seen the 90s teen classic “Clueless”. About 3/4 of the way through, I realized I was watching the movie VERY wrong. Apparently it’s not about family bonding and reconnecting with siblings to form a protective older brother / devoted younger sister relationship. I’m scarred.
#semi-incestuous relationships#stepsiblings but still#totally thought they were sibling bonding#until they kissed
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My new favorite website.
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Wedding Season
All my friends are getting married.
This is weird. I’m still firmly convinced that we’re not old enough to get married. Or have jobs. Or our own places. The twenties are a weird age.
WHO LET US BE ADULTS.
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Dishwasher Safe
Not dishwasher safe?
Oops.
Well, I guess it is now.
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Bucket List
Someday, I want to meet a famous actor. I would then proceed to gush over their role in a low-budget flop from their early acting days. One of those really bad ones that everyone tries to pretend didn’t happen. Then I would feign ignorance of any recent films.
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