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these new MLB rules where they can use 8 different pitchers across multiple timelines simultaneously are getting out of hand

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As fresh as it gets.

Own this BCV Original.

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Rumours speak of a powerful lich stirring beneath Baltimore

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t shirt that says "burdened by forbidden knowledge"

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Rumours speak of a powerful lich stirring beneath Baltimore

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A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT

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I genuinely think that MLB should institute one of two things:

have teams stop playing for the season once they're mathematically eliminated from playoff contention

make the two worst teams play each other in a Reverse World Series

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just this whole mug

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I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team

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kind of obsessed with thesaurus dot com claiming that lover is a synonym for knight

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sports is really like is this 16 year old we abducted from his schooling the next coming of christ

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baseball fields: surrounded by chalk, the location upon which intricate rituals are undertaken, there are rules and rights and wrongs

baseball fields are summoning circles

WRONG

They are circles. They are not SUMMONING circles. Their purpose is to facilitate orderly play. They are CONTAINMENT circles.

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hi I heard that chicago fucking explode. sorry

sad! well theres other cities

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Some fanart of this ancient figurine! Also got commissioned to draw her hanging out with a friend!

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okay since reblogs were turned off to make this harder for us: hi please go to the poll linked above and click either option so we can Win! if you do this I will owe you my life