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Savannah: Name the place. I'll be there.

Joe: Might as well come to mine.

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Savannah: I'll make it worth your time.

Joe: I can probably spare an hour.

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Savannah: He's YOUR friend? Just meet me.

Joe: I'm a busy man. How do I know meeting you is worth my time?

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Savannah: Cause Tommy's a dick.

Joe: The fuck's that got to do with me?

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Savannah: Meet me tonight?

Joe: Why?

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Savannah: You realize you've completely made up this imaginary affair between Joe and I right? All because I said I knew he wasn't gay.

Savannah: Maybe lay off the weed, Tommy. It's making you paranoid.

Tommy: ...right. Yeah.

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Savannah: You're really going to miss the Eurovision party?

Tommy: To stop you doing something you'll regret? Yeah.

Tommy: Look Vannah...he's my bro, but I know what the fuck he's like with girls. Don't go there.

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Savannah: Whatever.

Tommy: We're not coming on Saturday.

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Savannah: Are you really willing to test that?

Tommy: They've got no reason to stop me going to Prague.

Tommy: Stay away from Joe Savannah. Don't test me.

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Savannah: AND I'M A GROWN FUCKING WOMAN. SO WHERE I GO DOESN'T CONCERN DAD. YOUR THREAT DOESN'T WORK IF MINE DOESN'T, ASSHOLE.

Tommy: You're his fucking Princess. Totally different.

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Savannah: Joe's credit card doesn't matter if Mom and Dad don't let you leave the country.

Tommy: I'm a grown fucking man.

Tommy: ...why wouldn't they let me leave the country?

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Savannah: Except Prague.

Tommy: What? You control Joe's credit card now?

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Savannah: You really want to play blackmail chicken with me right now?

Tommy: I've got nothing to lose.

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Savannah: I'm not fucking Joe.

Tommy: I mean it. I've got shit on you, go near him and I'll make sure dad never lets you out of his sight again.

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Savannah: [shrug emoji]

Tommy: If you're fucking Joe I swear to God Savannah.

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Savannah: Uh-huh. Yeah. No. I know for a fact that's not true.

Tommy: How the fuck do you know for a fact?????

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Text >> Friends & Family

Savannah: LIAR.

Tommy: Why do you think I'm fucking off with Joe? We're going to elope.