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FALLOUT 4 SENTENCE STARTERS - SARCASTIC OPTIONS

a list of the sole survivor's sarcastic lines taken from the vanilla game (not all and no dlcs) and they can always be used outside of the original context. slightly altered for clarity. change pronouns when necessary, etc.

" i like these people already. "

" i can't wait for the world to end. "

" i'm calling it right here. this world can officially bite my ass. "

" pest exterminator. i heard you had a feral problem. "

" i heard their names, their home addresses, and where their diary keys are hidden! "

" i can feel the gears of bureaucracy grinding me up already. "

" i'm trusting my family's future to a dog. that's it. i'm officially out of my mind. "

" we can talk to him/her/them. feel like holding a seance? "

" doctor, it's time for you to reverse DEATH ITSELF! "

" i mean, technically the corpse was defiled already. "

" we should try plugging you into a toaster next. "

" [name] and i are gonna share a mind? i'm not gonna see him/her/them in any... compromising... positions, am i? "

" next time i have to watch someone's life story, i want popcorn. "

" you wanna try for round two? LET'S GO! "

" wait, were you just playing a joke on me? "

" i'm jangles the moon monkey. "

" i'm here to pick up an order. two large pepperoni and a calzone. name is 'fuck you'. "

" you must have not heard. i'm a superhero. i do this for a living. "

" in my secret club, the code is just two words: 'awesome' and 'me'. "

" i just went out for a little stroll. thought i'd stop by and say hi. "

" your confidence is staggering. "

" too bad. i was hoping to get some beer money out of it. "

" seriously? who chooses these code names, anyway? "

" i can't imagine anything more exciting than fake gorillas. "

" sure, we'll just fight our way through an army of homicidal idiots. "

" the world may have ended, but why not sit at a desk all day? "

" oh, is that all? need anything else while i'm at it? "

" yeah, the line at the car wash was super long. took me forever. "

" some air fresheners, a new coat of paint, and it'll be all good as new. "

" your unconditional love is overwhelming. i think i need a moment. "

" i was hoping for a chance to rescue some more helpless villagers. "

" i love work. i could sit and watch it all day. "

" so, if i'm a general, where's my army? "

" you forgot to make an appointment. "

" here's your headline: Local Man/Woman/Person Says No. "

" were those your guys? i thought they were just trying to throw me a barbecue. "

" you want me to take a knife FROM a gunfight? this is a new level of stupid. even for me. "

" i glued a bunch of parts together and hoped for the best. "

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˙ ˖ ˙ ˖ ˙ ˖ ♢  CAH everything box !  pt. 3  /  sentence starters  ♢ ˙ ˖ ˙ ˖ ˙ ˖

these are taken from the white cards in the cards against humanity everything box ; tweaked to make sense ; mild nsfw

❛  there’s a big snake !  ❜

❛  i had a shirtless uber driver  ❜

❛  i went to a meeting that could’ve been an email  ❜

❛  ____ getting dick tonight  ❜

❛  you shattered my hopes and dreams  ❜

❛  ____ is threatening legal action  ❜

❛  i’m getting swole  ❜

❛  it’s sponsored content  ❜

❛  we should try couple’s therapy  ❜

❛  when i was in high school i punched my dad in the face and stole his car  ❜

❛  i like buying things to fill the emptiness inside  ❜

❛  it’s bad music for stupid people  ❜

❛  ____ has divorced billionaire energy  ❜

❛  i’m gay  ❜

❛  you should lower your standards  ❜

❛  a little heroin here and there  ❜

❛  let’s get white-girl wasted  ❜

❛  it’s hard making friends as an adult  ❜

❛  there’s a dangerous new type of onion  ❜

❛  we have a bit of a tarantula problem  ❜

❛  my mental health is deteriorating  ❜

❛  we should make love atop a windswept mesa as the sun blooms on the horizon  ❜

❛  i have a thousand best friends but they’re all pigeons  ❜

❛  it’s russian propaganda  ❜

❛  i feel like glittering my pubes  ❜

❛  ribs, the food that’s got BONES !  ❜

❛  it’s some piece of shit birdhouse my kid made  ❜

❛  i saw a mule that can say ‘walmart’  ❜

❛  sorry i’m late, i was at a bird funeral  ❜

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i’m tired and battling a fierce cold so i’m just gonna reblog some memes, feel free to fill my inbox and i’ll get to things eventually :>

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i think as far as anathema’s beliefs go she’s not exactly a satanist - she believes in his existence, but doesn’t worship him. especially after the near end of the world, she’s pretty sure he’s kind of a huge asshole who doesn’t deserve it. i feel like in a way she’s worshiped agnes nutter, with the prophecies being kind of like her bible. and now that that whole business is over with, i think she’s kind of meant to start believing in herself.

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Witchcraft, No. 3

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ADRIA ARJONA as LAURIE Irma Vep – 1.06 “The Thunder Master”

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not to say she hasn’t encountered his type before. not vampire, strictly. more like, inhuman-but-human-looking being with far too many years under their belt to be looking that young. fortunately, in a world of demons and angels, witches and vampires have sort of come into their own unique thing. overall still vilified by any public religious sect -- seriously, take your pick -- but regardless . . . they’re really not all that different. give or take a couple hundred years, a witch might find a handful of commonalities between them. all anathema really objects to is the associated killing.  “ interesting. ”  she rethinks scrambling for pen and paper, instead opting to peacefully sit for a spell . . . no pun intended.  “ most information i have on your kind is painfully dated, so i hope you forgive my curiosity. ”

@accultist​ asked:‘ how old are you… really? ’  「   RP MEME :   CREATURES SPECIFIC - VAMPIRE .   」  

lips   curve   into   a   knowing   smile.  somehow,   this   is   the   part   he   enjoys   the   most.   and   by   vampire   standards,   he   is   not   the   oldest,   far   from   it.   by   many   of   his   peers,   louis   is   nothing   but   a   fledgeling.   but   to   others,   those   whose   life   is   thin   and   mortal,   there   is   a   marble   at   the   age   he   speaks.   “are   you   asking   when   i   was   born   or   when   i   was   turned?”   louis   points   out,   one   leg   above   the   other   as   he   takes   a   seat,   eyes   locking   with   the   woman   before   him.   “either   way,   the   answer   is   around   over   a   hundred   years.   young,   by   my   species   standards.”

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“Anathema hadn't really made herself at home in the cottage. Most of her implements were piled up on the table. It looked interesting. It looked, in fact, as though a voodoo priest had just had the run of a scientific equipment store.”

can we talk about this vibe for her

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anathema’s really out here considering every conspiracy theory to ever exist and going “well there’s no hard evidence against it” 

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they’re the same photo

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@wraith-of-christmas-future​ : “But what about the people who hurt you? Don’t you ever want to make them suffer?”  It was brought upon topic with a genuine curiosity,  if not abruptly pulled while accompanied by a cambering gaze to follow. [ Well hello there, thought I would test the ice somewhat.  ;) ]

safe to say, anathema device is not the sort of person to dabble in vengeance. sure, anybody in her position can easily pick and choose instances where they won’t even be mad to know that she’s gone out of her way to bring down the moral hammer. and well, to look at a real live witch in this day and age, it’s easy to assume there might be a little bit of unrecognized justice just needing to be had, ie., the burning of her great-great-great-great-great grandmother. agnes nutter did win her fight, however, redeeming revenge in one swift explosion at the foot of her own execution, so . . . anathema supposes if it’s truly garnered, she’d take some sort of action. but, at the end of it all, nothing in anathema’s life really seems to be that bad. overall she’s had it pretty good, actually; sure her mother can be a bit overbearing at times, but what mother isn’t? 

anathema simply shakes her head.  “ that’s ridiculous. why would i want to waste my time on such things? the world is . . literally burning. situations always have a way of working themselves out, anyway. ”

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Paranorman sentence starters

73 starters feel free to change gender pronouns

“What’s happening now?”

“Well, the zombie is eating her head, _____.”

“That’s not very nice. What’s he doing that for?”

“I’m sure if they just bothered to sit down and talk it through, it’d be a different story.”

“He’s, like, R-I-double-P-E-D. Like, a seven-pack, at least.”

“How many times do we have to go through this, _____?”

“God, I’m not making this up, I swear!”

“Does anyone smell burning?”

“You stink of illiteracy!”

“I keep telling you, _____. I like to be alone.”

“You shouldn’t let them get you down.”

“If you were bigger and more stupid, you’d probably be a bully too.”

“I was told not to talk to you. Sorry.”

“I can see ghosts too. And I know that’s not all you’ve been seeing lately, is it?”

“And I’ll bet no one told you about the witch’s curse, did they?”

“The witch’s curse is real! And you’re the one who has to stop it.”

“You’ve got to use your gift of talking to the dead.”

“Don’t make me throw this hummus. It’s spicy.”

“Jeez, what a dirty old creep.”

“So is it true? Can you see ghosts, like, everywhere, all the time?”

“Can you stop doing that? It’s kind of stupid.”

“No, you try it. I already went, like, fifty times.”

“The dead are coming!”

“You know, sometimes people say things that seem mean, but they do it because they’re afraid.”

“But I… I don’t know what any of it means.”

“Do I look crazy to you?”

“You know, I’ve kind of got other things on my mind right now.”

“Just go home, _____. I’m better off on my own anyway.”

“There’s nothing wrong with being scared, _____, so long as you don’t let it change who you are.”

“I think I peed my pants!”

“Are they going to try to eat our brains?”

“_____, I don’t understand. Just tell me what to do!”

“I really need to get home ‘cause I’ve got a seriously early curfew.”

“Kill me now.”

“Just so you know, I totally saved his life, and I could totally save yours.”

“Sorry, my fault. When I’m nervous, I get mouth diarrhea.”

“You know, I would Google this myself if there wasn’t a three-hundred-year-old guy trying to rip my face off.”

“I really think it might help if you tried to see things from his point of view.”

“Man! Zombies take over the world and we lock ourselves in a library! Are you kidding me? There’s an adult video store just across the street.”

“This will be a piece of cake, you’ll see.”

“It would’ve been a quiet night too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids.”

“I can’t believe this is your plan.”

“There’s something moving out there. I think it’s the zombies.”

“I’m scared, _____, and I can’t listen to this anymore.”

“You never listen. No one ever listens!”

“I’m scared too, but I’ve still got to do this!”

“I should’ve known you wouldn’t understand. No one ever does!”

“I’m not going anywhere. You can’t make me.”

“Why won’t you listen to me? Why are you doing this?”

“Do you have anything to say for yourself?”

“I didn’t do anything wrong!”

“Leave me alone or I’ll make you sorry!”

“You must stop the curse.”

“I believed we were doing what was right. I was wrong. Now, this is our punishment.”

“_____, if we die tonight, this may be the last chance I get to tell you how I feel.”

“I have cheered the uncheerable, _____, and I am not letting you give up now!”

“I wish I understood you.”

“You’re not welcome here. Go away.”

“I don’t want to go to sleep, and you can’t make me.”

“I don’t like this story!”

“I’ll make you suffer!”

“I wanted everyone to see how rotten they were.”

“They did something awful, but that doesn’t mean you should too. All that’s left in you now is mean and horrible!”

“Then stop! This is wrong and you know it!”

“You’ve spent so long remembering the bad people that you’ve forgotten the good ones.”

“But you’re not alone! You have to remember!”

“I think you got so scared that you forgot who you are.”

“But what about the people who hurt you? Don’t you ever want to make them suffer?”

“You think just because there’s bad people out there, that there’s no good ones either?”

“That story you were telling, how does it end?”

“I thought I was going to lose you.”

“You did it! You stopped the witch’s curse and made the zombies go away and saved pretty much everything!”

“So, do you think now everything’s going to turn back to normal?”

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when i let my mind unravel, when i step deeper into the abyss, in times of such terrors, I stand gutsy knowing you would be there to assist me.

nocturne, excerpt from my journal

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𝖆 𝖘𝖙𝖚𝖉𝖞 𝖎𝖓 : living life by the book, conspiracy theories, practicing witchcraft, solving every problem presented to you, befriending the antichrist, and personally putting a stop to the apocalypse.

independent / private / low activity rp blog for 𝕬𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖒𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖊 of good omens by neil gaiman & terry prachett. based on both book & tv show influence. multi-fandom, duplicate, and oc-friendly. no knowledge of good omens needed to interact. mature themes to be present on this blog, but also we like to have fun here. written by hannah ( 28 / she/her / est ) 📗

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@theseancekid​

an american woman in a little english town reading some supernatural magazine called fate is . . . odd, isn’t it? or perhaps not so much odd as, out of place. like the sort of thing you’d expect to see at that one point in a television program where you’re introduced to an important character, who obviously has something more going on, but is just being so blatantly obvious about it in an incredibly open fashion. maybe there’s a bit too much thought going into this. these days nobody actually cares all that much about what some weird woman is doing at some little small town pub in the middle of the day, honestly.

that weird woman is none other than anathema device, however. that very same anathema device, great-great-great-great-great granddaughter of agnes nutter of prophetic infamy - and you wouldn’t be surprised to hear that of course there’s something odd happening. not just here in this little coffee shop, but in tadfield itself. this makes it easy to come to the conclusion that anathema is trying to get to the bottom of it. the issue lies with where to start, however. hence the paranormal magazine she’s patiently flipping through.

these things don’t usually give solid leads; an unfortunate circumstance. most cryptids and aliens aren’t sitting around a room simply writing about their experiences all day. one might find it difficult to translate headlines about UFO’s, but fortunately, anathema considers herself to be quite the scholar on the matter. though, perhaps if she were to refrain from burying her nose into a tabloid for a little more than a few moments, she might be able to recognize that her latest lead isn’t in paragraphs of paranoia, but perhaps right in the very same room . . .​