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Don’t you just love knowing you’re the reason someones had their home 8lown up?

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(( hm, idk what direction to take this vriska in since I left the timeline she was associated with 

if anyone wants a vriska for their timeline hmu 

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Sorry, I can’t 8e friends with a weird indigo8lood who loves technology! I already met my quota acquainting an emotionally pandead Zahhak whose tears are made from sweat.

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We out here trying to find someone to follow that 8n’t the ten thousandth iter8tion of a Karkat 8ut apparently that’s too much to ask!

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(( Ew. ))

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My last notific8tion was 46 days ago from an altern8te reality Aradia. A Megido of all people only adds the cherry to the top of how dead this place is, no wonder why she’s circling around this shithole- she’s practically home.

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What emos will I encounter on my journey through here today?

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Sprays my “Megido 8e Gone”.

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You are like the fusion of a riant Vantas and a sopor fuelled clown in a slam poetry 8attle. It’s very unsettling and I want you to know that. 

Does that mean you just play too much DND games, sounds like you do! There really is no “Hood” here, unless you refer to the entirety of space as one 8ig collective place to 8e. Not much, which is why I am usually active on here. 

@pissbugs @8iteme @cruxcrescent @lambs-chop @gobliinkkiin @botanwitch @ace-8f-spades @primcrdiall & @metallicprince started following you

YO YO YO WHAT’S UP HOMIES!!! I THINK I GOT EVERYONE THAT FOLLOWED ME!!! PROBZ!!!

NAME’S SQUAREWAVE, SLAYER BY PROFESSION AND PLAYER BY PASSION!!! WHAT’S GOOD IN THE HOOD, YO???

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knightofbloodleaderofnone‌:

NO THEY’RE NOT LIKE ME, AND LIKE I SAID, ALTERNATE TIMELINE. ALSO, HUMANS ARE LIKE HORNLESS TROLLS WITHOUT A HEMO CASTE, AND ONLY EITHER HAVE A NOOK, OR BULGE. VERY FEW HAVE BOTH LIKE US, AND NONE ARE HATCHED FROM AN EGG. 

HONESTLY, THEY’RE REALLY UGLY. BUT THEY HAVE SOME REDEEMING QUALITIES TO THEM… EVEN IF ITS HARD TO PINPOINT THEM REGULARLY.

Duh, I guessed it was an altern8te reality. 8ut I’ve realised some timelines have similar events occur, only a little different in an outcome that changes the direction. There’s nothing saying whatever freakshow of a game that has yet to 8e introduced here or is hidden. 

And you’re d8ting one of those creatures? You 8n’t doing a gr8 deal of selling them. How come the Empress 8n’t called for their extinction yet? 

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That sure is a lot of words you said that I have noooooooo idea what they mean. There's virtual reality games here 8ut nothing called that? Humans are a foreign concept to me too, what are they?

Does fussyfangs know you're looking after a gru8? I feel like she should! Are they like you? Then I guess that'll explain why you're custodian now.

knightofbloodleaderofnone‌:

OH, YEAH I GREW OUT OF LENGTHY VANTRUMS ABOUT 2 SWEEPS AGO I COULD PROBABLY FORCE ONE OUT IF I REALLY TRIED, BUT IT WAS PAST ME BEING A SHITTY ASSHOLE. 

Yeaaaaaaaah, I’d make a wager that if you don’t 8ring up my wriggler habits, then I won’t 8ring up yours. That was a particularly weird and em8arrassing time. Unless you’re still 8ellowing the praises of romcoms from the rooftops. 

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Geez, thank fuck the romcoms kind of died out once I was shipped off planet with the rest of the 9 sweepers. Think I'd open the air lock if I was stuck with whatever new releases of Troll Adam Sandler film was playing on 8oard.

What happened to you anyway?

knightofbloodleaderofnone‌:

OH, YEAH I GREW OUT OF LENGTHY VANTRUMS ABOUT 2 SWEEPS AGO I COULD PROBABLY FORCE ONE OUT IF I REALLY TRIED, BUT IT WAS PAST ME BEING A SHITTY ASSHOLE. 

Yeaaaaaaaah, I’d make a wager that if you don’t 8ring up my wriggler habits, then I won’t 8ring up yours. That was a particularly weird and em8arrassing time. Unless you’re still 8ellowing the praises of romcoms from the rooftops. 

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Me as the sole survivor of the apocalypse, commenting "last" on every YouTube video.

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I follow like ten people, there’s got to 8e more than an endless screaming multiverse of Karkats. 

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I am saying this, totally not 8ecause I have made two crew mem8ers try it out and it is hilarious.

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Cursed thought: A sport where it’s Tennis, except instead of a Tennis 8all it is a Foot8all and the only way they’re allowed to serve and pass the 8all is 8y head8utting the 8all.