Shelby, She/they 🏳️⚧️Mostly reblog spam, sometimes I say things18 loops of the sun and still tired
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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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#okay technically it’s not smut but it is a weirdly erotic dogfight#(as in the aviation term not dogs fighting)#does that count?#I’m counting it
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happy make a terrible comic day!!! i haven't stopped thinking about this post since i saw it. in 2018 a common merganser was spotted with 76 (SEVENTY SIX!!!) chicks!! that's SOOOO many baby. so much success.
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be trans. be trans be trans be trans. be trans
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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
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my love for you is like the moon; it controls the tides somehow through a mechanism i don’t entirely understand
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me in argyle st greggs for my weekly steak bake
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oh to be a gigantic wolf and lay on a trans girl and put my entire 200 pounds of weight on top of her and snarl every time she tries to push me off until she gives up and gets comfy
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