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kpop demon hunters from the perspective of the fans is so fucking funny because what do you mean the biggest kpop girl group in korea is beefing with and wrote a devastating diss track about a brand new boy band that debuted like 4 weeks ago and only has one song out

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marco diaz seems like the kind of guy to figure out exactly how many seconds it would take him to perfectly microwave 3 slices of pizza for breakfast so that way they aren’t too hot but aren’t frozen in the middle one morning, star finds him doing this and is fascinated by the microwave, and she says something like “back home on muni” (I definitely didn’t spell that right) “we just used the fire hippos” (or something) “to cook our food” then “fire hippo blast” but she messes it up and it briefly opens a portal to tom, where she gets annoyed for a second because Wrong Fire Thing, meanwhile marco is trying to stop her from casting again. She doesn’t listen cue charred pizza, hippos burning the house down, and an annoyed Marco, who just wanted to have breakfast

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love it when deacon stans are also saying he’s aroace coded because i can relate to a lot of what this man does

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How did your oc get it's name?

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Did your oc accomplish their goal in their story?

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How does your oc feel knowing they'll outlive the ones they love?

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Is your oc a good liar?

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What's your oc's sexuality?

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Reading fantasy romance is actually the funniest thing ever because I feel like I spend the whole time ping-ponging between these three emotions:

WOW that magic system is actually so cool, can I hear more about how that affects trade and politics? Please? Pretty please? Nope, we're going back to simping over the edgelord. Don't know why I expected otherwise.

These are the BEST side characters ever! No, don't leave lovable comic relief and opinionated animal sidekick and colorful beta couple, whatever weird chemistry you all have going on (with each other and the MCs) is the most entertaining part of this story!

STOP THINKING ABOUT KISSING EACH OTHER FOR 10 SECONDS AND FOCUS GODDAMMIT, YOU HAVE TRAITORS TO KILL!!!

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watching gordon ramsay kitchen nightmares and i think he just told a couple to get a divorce

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i'm so perplexed what are the chemicals doing

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imb ored

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thank u everyone who is nice to me

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i'm so perplexed what are the chemicals doing

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I dont like uncertainty i need to know everything now

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