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A hot dog bun is like an MRI machine, yes?

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Me: *is a genuinely nice person and shows strangers kindness*

Strangers: *are nice to me in return*

Me:

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this is the reunion we all want

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🎶it's 1am and I can't sleep, can't believe I'm back on this goddamn hellsite after all these years🎶

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Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

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hjönk hjönk, the hjönkening is upon us

I know it's you @ace-fawn and I want to say one thing and one thing only:

We shall rise, brothers

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I actually tried this just now...

holy shit this is good

I put a spoonful of peanut butter instead of chocolate chips (we didn't have any) and oh. my. god. this is amazing, 10/10 would recommend

dere you go

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how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

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I love one (1) mandadlorian

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Dormant Predators

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How intrusive thoughts feel as you over analyze them

How they actually be

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disaster exorcist. pesters demons into leaving. walks into a room with a bowl of fresh holy water and “accidentally” trips, spilling it onto whoever’s possessed. makes the sign of the cross when demons aren’t looking then acts nonchalant when they turn around, backs sizzling.

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Weak Trope: Having a character’s driving motivation be REVENGE up until the last second when they pull the “revenge won’t bring my wife/sister/town/three-eared dog back” and leave the bastard they’ve been hunting down alive.

Strong Trope: Hello! My Name! Is Inigo Montoya! You Killed My Father! Prepare! TO! DIE! *corners count rugen* Beg for your life *slashes cheek* Offer me anything I want in the world!  *slashes other cheek* I WANT MY FATHER BACK, YOU SON OF A BITCH. *stabs count rugen to death*

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of course you love the concept of “found family” you dumb slut, you’re gay