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I believe in fromager Adrien supremacy.

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Parvati + progressing relationship with Junlei

How’s the Unreliable treating you these days, wildflower? Okay, I’ve decided I really love hearing you call me that, so… keep doing it.

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TAZ Ethersea episode 1 lets gooooooooo

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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

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We really do live in a society lads

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Uni tutors: alrighty for this project you need to create a campaign for a niche topic that you’re passionate about.

Me:

Now available as postcard prints on my etsy!

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Empyre: Aftermath Avengers #1 (2020)

written by Al Ewing art by Valerio Schiti & Marte Gracia

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“See, I’m the child of a witch and an android. I’m their wish come true. Bigger than magic, living information, retro-reincarnated in human form. Now, my brother? He’d give you a physical fight. He’d warp time and space to punch you fifty times a second. But when I warp time and space… I use my words.”

- Wiccan, New Avengers vol.4 #16

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BRO

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props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

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middle aged women connect to minion memes the same way we all connected to gir memes in 2006 about y'all dont want to face that

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fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

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i want a kitten

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Me: Ugh why does my cat always meow at me until I come and stare at his full food bowl? It's ridiculous

Google:

Me:

Me: [holding my cat's face with tears in my eyes] im sorry i ever doubted you my son

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We really used to ask teachers if we could drink water.......what the fuck was that

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i need to start collecting novelty lighters or i'll fucking die