aceoflanterns

[aceoflanterns]

reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved

[aceoflanterns]

a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

[aceoflanterns]

thanks tumblr for taking down my piece about censorship! heres a more censored version. i think its an improvement, really

(hey. you can still see it uncensored on bluesky.)

[aceoflanterns]

I think if a gas pump plays an ad for you while you're fueling up it should be legal to shoot the pump with a gun, igniting the gas and blowing up the station, killing everyone instantly

[aceoflanterns]

Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

[aceoflanterns]

yeah, autocorrect, you’re so right. i don’t remember that detail very “we’ll.” thanks for putting that apostrophe there without my input, it’d be real embarrassing for all of us if you hadn’t.

[aceoflanterns]

the best fruits are hardest to open

[aceoflanterns]

i think when we used to point out that a story didn't need a sex scene what we meant was "this story reduces its women to mere sex objects and gives them no interiority so the sex scenes are gratuitous and geared towards the male gaze" it wasn't the sex that bothered us per se it was the objectification of female characters while givig them little to no consequence to the overall story but nowadays people mean "sex is icky and gross and has no merit to ever be portrayed in our arts which should be good and pure and never ever make ME feel discomfort" and it's like. i bet a bowl of unfrosted flakes looks real good to you rn

[aceoflanterns]

i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.

the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also

[aceoflanterns]

BAMBOOZLERS MENTION 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MY SHAYLAAAAS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[aceoflanterns]

scar calling grian sweet angel was not on today's pl bingo card but perhaps it should have been?? 😭😭😭😭😭

[aceoflanterns]

Juvenile Mexican free-tailed bat, via

[aceoflanterns]

(holding up a singular sewing needle) yes! i found it! now i can sew my shirts and sweaters and blankets and beanies and (trips and falls into another fucking haystack

[aceoflanterns]

popular "average monkey learns one new thing a day" statistic incorrect. Curious Georg,

[aceoflanterns]

“average Doctor is really really cool” factoid actually just statistical error. average Doctor is very uncool. The ninth doctor who wore a leather jacket 24/7 and told a dalek to kill himself is an outlier and should not have been counted

[aceoflanterns]