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when i say that albert vanderboom is my favorite character, i don’t mean to apologize for him. the entire reason he’s so funny is that this man has NO justification for what he’s done. i don’t even think feral would be the right word, he’s literally too good at ruining everything
while rose is like oh? dig up timepieces? collect sacrifices? catch a fish in a bear trap to give to the man in a well? just because she was asked to by a ghost, albert does fuckall because he dislikes his family (sometimes for no reason). don’t get me wrong, the beehive thing was messed up, but every seven year old is an asshole and he hasn’t learned what a proportional reaction is
(tpw spoilers) and then on top of that, as soon as rose is in the picture, albert just becomes the most doting dad, as far as we’re aware. the family picture is literally the only time we’e ever seen her smile. and his letters to her are all literally “<<<<333333 i love you you’re very smart can you please do this one tiny thing that’ll revive me and change the fabric of your world <<<<<<333333 love, your dad”
like he is STILL doing shit just because he wants to. this man has no reason to be this off the rails and i love him for it