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Amazing whump idea

During captivity, whumpee develops type one diabetes. It happens. Whumper of course is treating it with insulin and everything because what use is a dead toy to them? It can’t scream or wiggle or beg or bleed.

But Whumper doesn’t tell Whumpee that’s what the shots for, all Whumpee knows is they feel like shit after a few hours without one.

So when they’re finally rescued, they’re excited to work through their ‘addiction’ and be free of needles!

OR

Whumpee knows what they’re for, but Caretaker thinks they’re just addicted to something and tries to help them work through ‘withdrawals’

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To the tune of ‘sweet Caroline:’

Killing me

Killing you

Sweet murder pact

Die die die

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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Another tiktok I'm obsessed with and I want to share it with you

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSk6a6rDC/

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Bilbo being the typical mother figure who finds everything the others lose in plain sight, leading to Thorin repeatedly being absolutely flabbergasted when for the 5th time that week Bilbo digs up an ancient family artifact that went missing centuries ago

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i had a fever dream about hrt gummies

[tip me im broke lol]

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I got ireedeemably high today so I made a Thorin Oakenshield Making Noises supercut, idk man i'm obsessed with how much this guy goes GWAAH

EDIT: Extended Edition here, featuring more yelling! I had a bunch of other clips from Goblintown and Thorin's Big Ice Rink Punch Up that sounded like ass so I went back and added better versions of them lol.

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Growing old together 😭

older bagginshield again because aaauuuggghhhhh-

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Thinking about bagginshield and how Hobbits don't really have kings, they have a Thrain, sure (I think that's how it's spelt) but that's not a king

That's just sort of the guy who gives a second opinion and helps them organise things

But I imagine that to a dwarf, that's who they'd consider the Hobbit king

And so I'm thinking about the company finding out how Bilbo is the Thrain's grandson and them all immediately being concerned about how Thorin had been treating the Hobbit "prince" the first few months of the adventure and "oh no, does the Hobbit King know that King Thorin has been dallying with their prince? What about the marriage contracts? We haven't made any peace treaties! We stole their prince! Is there gonna be a war from this?!" (Their only example of Hobbits has been Bilbo "I will stab an Ork Warg for you despite the fact you hate me" Baggins, they don't know Bilbo is an outlier among even the Tooks) (Or the fact that Hobbits are a little... promiscuous in nature and that there was probably none of Bilbo's virtue left for Thorin to sully, it's most likely the other way around)

#virginThorinSupremacy

Anyway, I just think it'd be a little funny for them to find out that Bilbo is kind of high up in the social standings of Hobbits

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vt

I hope this posts in order! @twink-on-the-brink​ @gracefulvaudeville​

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“Please, please! Please, stop. Stop it, they didn’t do anything. Stop hurting them, you can’t—you’ll kill them! Please stop!”

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More cursed modern AU anyone? Just ... Hear me out, OK?

Thorin, who owns a piercing shop, is pierced and tatted to the nines and has chronic rbf so just looks angry and surly and mean all the time.

Bilbo, who is sick of being seen as soft and pathetic so he decides an ear piercing is just what he needs to toughen up his image (turns up at the studio in brown chinos and a sweater vest, just fyi).

Nearly bottles it when he catches sight of Thorin, but Thorin is intrigued, so he takes him into the back to get pierced and they get talking. Bilbo gets his piercing, and Thorin's number.

1 year later, they live together, Bilbo's family are still in shock, and Bilbo has a tongue piercing and a lil tattoo of a daisy chain on his hip bone, both of which Thorin did for him.

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More family shenanigans...

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NEEEEDDDD

I had a dumb thought (x)

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I had a dumb thought (x)

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friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

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