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I believe Katniss was pulling from the truth here, despite the set up (she really is confused about her feelings like...all the time). Once she had a chance at keeping Peeta, that's when things really did change for her.

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Have we had a fandom appropriately grappled with the fact that Haymitch Abernathy canonically owned booty-shorts with “Courtesy of the Capitol” on his ass during his charming romantic lead Era?

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sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

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i think it's funny when people say "yeah the writers use they/them for this character but that doesn't necessarily mean the character is nonbinary" because i guess it's true but by that logic i can say "yeah this character is referred to with he/him but they never say he's a man so i can do whatever i want" which i may actually start doing because it sounds based as fuck. if you want me to believe that action hero is a man maybe you should've been more direct about it smh.

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protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”

catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.

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Me, editing: This could be gayer (threat)

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Everlark Is a hilarious ship

because Peeta is like "I'm not sure the girl I like knew I existed before the reaping"

While his crush over here is waxing poetic about he reminds her of hope, spring, flowers and sunshine.

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everything is a transgender allegory except being transgender which is about being alive

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Katniss got shot, knocked out, drugged up and had dreams of searching for Peeta and following his scent and cuddling with him even after she experienced the violent “evil mutt version” of him. She made out with a pearl because she missed kissing him. She comforted herself in the murder arena by falling asleep fantasizing about his babies. She canonically states that she held off from ending her own life after the war because she felt like she was “waiting for something”—for him to come home, because the moment he arrived back in 12 she was motivated to take a shower and leave her depression hole for the first time in months. And you think she just settled for him because she couldn’t get over Gale’s association with the bombings?

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Whoa..it’s crazy how my favourite band has never released a bad album

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love that paul mccartney's songs are basically any of these 4 things: 1.- good lord i love my wife so fuckin much life is good 2.- help me please i'm in pain i miss my ex and i want to die 3.- random story, no idea who are these people just needed words for the catchy tune. 4. Homicide

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Lennon/McCartney + text posts (part 1/?)

(Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7)

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Well well well how the tables have tabled

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