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anyone:

The umbrella academy, a summary:

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The Hargreeves: *have a problem*

Diego and Five at any given point of time:

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Five would make a whole kahoot quiz of a plan, so he could see who wasn’t paying attention.

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Five: Who the fuck chose ‘sleep with your doppelgänger’ as a right answer???

Klaus: *red screen on his phone*

Everyone:

Klaus: Luther

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no offense but I suck at responding to most messages so please don’t think it’s you. It’s def me.

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i think it would be extremely funny if tua s4 starts with a timeskip and everyone is doing like, normal things, having adjusted to life without powers. except five, who is in juvie for stabbing a bartender who wouldn’t serve a thirteen-year-old boy alcohol

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this isn’t working, I need an alarm clock that’ll hold me at gunpoint

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love like sunshine

@eta–piscium // pinterest // anaïs nin // ted fresco and lyn lapid - my sunny day // nephrosoupp on instagram // pinterest // tom petty - wildflowers // pinterest

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Alex: So, what is my sister to you?

Lena: The reason I wake up every morning.

Alex *nodding in approval*: ...That’s adorable.

Kara *earlier that morning, high on sugar rush, barging into their bedroom and almost falling on the floor:* WAKE UP, LENA, WAKE UP!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT THE DOLPHINS ARE JUST GAY SHARKS?! HOW COOL IS IT?!!

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Kara, trying to solve a math problem: You have 3 apples and your friend eats two and a half, what do you have?

Lena, through tears: A friend.

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twenty one pilots are in their whore era and im here for it

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Twenty One Pilots - Shy Away/I’m Not Okay (I Promise) [iHeartRadio ALTer EGO 2022]

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Lena: I won.

Kara: But I have you pinned to the ground?

Lena, smirking: I know.

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has this been done yet (insp. x)