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Born to tell people to fuck off, cursed with having to be the bigger person

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What are the odds I resurrect this blog as a place to bitch into the void

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How each sign achieves happiness

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“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”

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Judges on cupcake wars

Candace: I feel that the flavor profile of this cupcake just wasn't working for me, it was too confusing

Florian: -speaks very fast in a French accent- basically I hated it it was disgusting

Guest judge: -with mouth full of cupcake- I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD THANKS FOR MAKING IT

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BROWN SUGAR PEACH CAKE

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https://instagram.com/p/BXD3vpQHHGh/

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Stella by Nathalie Pictures

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Perfectly Delightful Vanilla Birthday Cake

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Magic field in the sky.

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Relationships are scary and complicated ONLY when you start thinking of your partner as some kind of adversary. 

You know how to stop being scared of relationships? Remember that it’s got a goddamn buddy system *built in*. That’s all a relationship IS: “Let’s approach life with the buddy system.”

Check on your buddy. Make sure your buddy doesn’t forget their lunch box on the schoolbus. Hold hands with your buddy so you don’t get lost. If your buddy wants to look at the monkey cage, look at the goddamn monkey cage with them. If you are the one looking at the monkey cage, ask your buddy what they want to do next, and when they want to feed the giraffe, help them find a quarter for the little food dispenser. Be a good buddy, and if your buddy isn’t a good one too, tell the teacher and ask for a new one.

This isn’t fucking rocket science, people. 

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Pride | 2014 | dir. Matthew Warchus

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