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schloop

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play that hurdy gurdy white boy

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and you won't self-love your way out of the human need for community btw

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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

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fuckin oath mate the bin chickens got into me esky

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More celebrities need to say stuff like this

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Cork City Gaol, Cork City, Ireland

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Jetlag!!! Is back!!! But in South Korea!!! Playing Snake!!! WOOOOO Ben is so quotable/memeable ngl 😭😭😭 and its just the first episode pls??? The way Ben was just doing whatever and being so confused because Adam and Sam were thinking too hard and juking themselves was funny lmfao Also I love Ben's jacket, its so colourful!!

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people often think i'm doing it for the bit but unfortunately i Am the type of guy who just says shit like "pray tell" and "indeed" and "naught but the human heart can hope to capture the moon's beauty" (that was actually about my shitty phone camera) and nobody really knows what to do when they hear those words come out of my mouth. myself included.

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no homo but the deer in headlights look you got going on is doing it for me

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so many people out there want to marry me but i am devoted to tumblr.com

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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tlt tumblr: here’s a 52-page treatise on how john’s vision of his empire references the first and second crusades, cross-analyzed with the modern trend of liberal apathy and a layered examination of the complexities of a man from a colonized people becoming a colonizer. almost didn’t post it here because it feels too obvious haha

tlt reddit: can someone remind me who ‘cam’ is?

tlt twitter: guyssss i don’t know if i can finish these books 😭😭 i wanted nice lesbians in space but this relationship is lowkey toxic???

person in real life: hey man how’s it going

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coming out of depression and suicidal ideation feels like developing stockholm syndrome for the freak keeping you chained up and locked in a basement sometimes

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Your job shouldn’t be your first priority,that weird lesbian on tumblr should be.

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