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definitive ranking of who you’ll catch under the mistletoe:

kylo ren:  2/10     ( if you do it’ll be by accident.  he’s gonna be a real ass about it too.  do not try and do a meet cute because he  will  rip the mistletoe away and he  will  be rude about it.  however,  if you accidentally meet him under the mistletoe at the right time,  and you’re all alone,  get ready for that man to either  a)  kiss you so sweet and soft,  or  b)  pin you to a wall and kiss you speechless. )

clyde logan:  7/10   ( wants to catch you under the mistletoe,  but is also pretty shy about it.  will consent to cheek kisses if people are around.  blushes hard.  he’ll shake his head and smile at you if you connive to get him.  you won’t think he’d return the favour,  but maybe there’s a sprig where you don’t expect,  or a decided structure to clyde meeting you somewhere.  his full kiss will be soft,  and gentle,  and warm. )

flip zimmerman:  7/10   ( rolls his eyes at mistletoe shenanigans,  and pretends he’s above it all,  but if you’re under a sprig,  he’ll be on his feet fast as lightning.  lots of deep kisses.  if there’s a crowd,  he might dip you dramatically and kiss you stupid.  expect a smirk and a wink. )

father garupe:   1/10   ( he’ll lecture you about pagan traditions every time he sees mistletoe.  do not attempt.  he’ll think about kissing you,  though. )

philip altman:  10/10   ( can and will kiss you under every sprig of mistletoe.  very cocky about it.  doesn’t see it as a tradition so much as a chance to sweep you off your feet a bit.  puts on a show.  grabs your ass. )

paul sevier:  6/10   ( gets nervous about kissing you in public,  but he’ll lean over to kiss your cheek,  and the smile on his face is both warm,  and  very  inviting. )

ben solo:  6/10   ( listen,  he’s going thru some things.  dealing with some stuff.  daddy problems.  will not take the hint,  or will ignore the hint.  you gotta let him come to you,  and let him whisper in your ear everything he wants to do to you after he kisses you. )

paterson:  7/10   ( good natured about it.  will give you a peck or cheek kiss in public.  likes to kiss you at home and then slow dance with you in the light of the christmas tree.  loses points only because he thinks he doesn’t need an excuse to love you. )

adam sackler:  7/10   ( cannot make up his mind on it.  has insisted it’s a dumb weird tradition most of his life,  will also grind up against you while you kiss if you two are the ones under the mistletoe.  loses points because you can’t fuck in public adam. )

matt the radar technician:  5/10   ( can’t handle the pressure.  way too nervous,  overthinks it,  or yells at everyone watching.  better when you’re alone,  but he still kind of nervous babbles.  it’s okay baby take ur time. )

jude:  7/10   ( indulges you on it.  thinks it’s kind of a silly tradition,  but he goes with the flow. )

parnassus:  3/10   ( he will not stop at a kiss,  and by court order,  you aren’t allowed in the mall together anymore. )

pale:  8/10   ( that man will kiss you like you’re lovers being separated by time,  space,  and fate.  he’ll also ruin the moment with a quip.  sometimes you just wanna enjoy the moment. )

toby:  4/10   ( we’re gonna have to face facts here.  toby is a good kisser.  a  great  kisser.  toby knows how to get you around town and back.  toby is also a giant sleaze and you might be wiping grease off your lips.  worth it?  perhaps. )

charlie:  9/10   ( i hate the d*ddy kink so much but that man exudes Dad Energy,  and he’d kiss you like he wants another kid.  loses points because the divorce after doesn’t seem fun. )

daniel:  1000/10:   ( i don’t have logic for this.  the suit ruined me.  the suit and hair combo.  i need to lie down. )

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Hi saw your blog name "like a marble statue". I've always thought Adam looks like a marble statue that one day decided to walk off his podium because he got bored in the museum. He got central heterochromia because his sculptor never decided his eye color, considering he's just a white marble statue.

okay so true story i could have SWORN i made that title after a quote about adam,  but after thirty minutes looking for it i’m pretty sure i hallucinated the quote and now i’m not entirely sure where i was going with this but honestly?  truly?  someone sculpted that man.  someone went in with a chisel and carved him out of marble and god himself came down and kissed his brow and sent him out to ruin our lives like

please god i just want peace 

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i had many,  many,  MANY issues with ros,  but i’m telling u when it served,  it  served.  kylo muscle man solo?  kylo  “slightly loose but still lightly adoring my JACKED FRAME” ren?  kylo with the messy curls and the sweaty brow and the fucking  shrug?  that’s a man who sleeps in with u in the morning and kisses ur neck while he struggles to get out of bed,  and that’s also the man who comes back after the fight,  bends u over the nearest surface,  and fucks u raw

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(…) Terrio added that Driver sprinkled various Harrison Ford elements throughout his own performance in the film, from the way he points in the face of General Hux, to the way he fires a blaster over his shoulder without looking, and finally the little open-handed shrug he gives the Knights of Ren before their last battle.“That was actually a very conscious thing that J.J. and Adam talked about,” Terrio said.

“There could be subtle ways for you to see the ghost of Ben Solo in there somewhere, just his physicality. There are certain things like that in the movie that I see which I’m pretty convinced are Adam showing you what Ben Solo would have looked like before by showing what he inherited from his father.”

Why Harrison Ford Returned to Star Wars One Last Time: The actor longed to be free of Han Solo, but J.J. Abrams explains how he lured him back for The Rise of Skywalker - Vanity Fair

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now that i’ve had some time to think,  consider,  and analyze,  i can safely say that flip zimmerman would be very much into cuffing you to the bed and fucking you through three orgasms,  thank you and goodnight 

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Welcome back! Hope you’ve been doing well during this crazy and exhausting year.

i hope  you’re  doing well,  nonnie!  i know these times have been crazy and this year has been just  oof.  but 2021 is already looking brighter and i’m hoping you’ve all been taking care of yourselves!

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hello friends i have been thinking  ...  of writing 

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donations masterpost

i've composed a list of all of the donation fund i could find. i will stand with black lives forever and always and everybody should do the same.

donate to the minneapolis bail fund here

donate to the black lives matter movement here

donate to the george floyd memorial fund here

donate to george floyd's family here

donate to the justice for regis fund here

donate to reclaim the block here

donate to the i run with maud fund here

donate to justice for jamee here

donate to the eric rosalia fund here

donate to campaign zero here

donate to the north star collective here

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donate to the unicorn riot fund here

if i've missed any then please add them onto this post! if you're a black person with your own donation fund then feel free to add that too!

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i mean here’s a video of adam driver laughing and nothing else

just in case anyone’s having a bad day

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hey everyone,  i hope you’re staying safe during this crazy time!

i didn’t want to make more posts about myself,  but a couple of people have messaged me inquiring to my well-being re:  the corona virus,  and i figured it would be better to do a whole post  (sorry again.)  

i’m currently stuck in italy,  as we’ve gone into total lockdown.  the town i live in hasn’t been too badly hit,  but all work has been cancelled,  travel is highly restricted,  and i actually haven’t left my apartment in over a week.  my family back in ontario is also doing okay,  although we’re stressed on all sides over this.

one thing i want to say is that  no one  in italy practiced social distancing       people  still  aren’t getting the hint that spending time apart and avoiding crowds and large gatherings is important.  the death rate in italy has now surpassed that of china,  and hospitals are absolutely filled to capacity.  

please,  please  practice social distancing.  please wash your hands and avoid crowds and going out unnecessarily.  please stay home if you can.  please have the utmost respect and admiration for the retail and food workers who still have to go in,  grocery store clerks,  doctors and nurses,  waste disposal workers,  and small business owners who cannot afford to shut down.  please do not let fear and panic compel you to use racist terminology and racist rhetoric       this is not the  “chinese virus,”  chinese people are not responsible for this,  i could make a  strong  argument that italy is who fucked us all over but that’s for another time.  please be smart and safe.

for the time being,  aclamclriver is still on hiatus,  but i’ll be checking in regularly if any of you need to talk or vent.  i’d love it if you replied to this with pictures of your pets,  crafts you’re doing,  baking you’re working on,  anything you’re focused on to get us through the next little while!  and of course,  @driverficarchive  is your one-stop shop for all your adam driver fic needs.

stay safe and healthy out there,  everyone.  lots of love always!

-  anne 

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So...Sweet Dreams is 😍 do you take requests??xx

ma’am i’m depressed

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gosh,  it’s been a while,  hasn’t it?

hi everyone.  this is a post i never planned to make,  because it feels a little bit self indulgent.  when i first took a hiatus from this blog,  i wasn’t sure when exactly i would come back.  i didn’t really have a time frame for bouncing back and forth.  i think a part of me knew i wouldn’t come back right away,  but three months passed,  and then six.  lots of you reached out to send me well-wishes.  many more expressed hope that i was alright.  i didn’t know right away,  because i couldn’t really bear to check.

i feel i owe it to all of you who wished me well and sent me kind messages why i disappeared.  and the truth is,  i disappeared because i was,  and am,  horrifically,  terribly depressed.  i fought it as hard as i could.  i posted fics and drabbles and talked with so many of you and pretended i was perfectly fine.  i was in a new place,  with a new job,  and i assumed that maybe it was just homesickness blues.  but it wasn’t.  i got worse.  and worse.  and finally,  i couldn’t even open this blog anymore without feeling like a liar and a fraud.

i planned to come back.  i thought that once the fog had cleared a little,  i’d come back.  but the months kept passing,  and i just couldn’t do it.  and then i felt like i  shouldn’t.  i couldn’t come back until i knew 100% that i was getting better.  that i was okay.  that things would work out.  and then i couldn’t do it because i was ashamed of myself.

i wasn’t planning on making this message,  and i’m a little scared about leaving it up.  i might delete it later.  i know it’s pretty far out of the norm for the usual fare up here.  i can’t deny many of you won’t want to see this.  but i feel like i owe an apology for not answering,  for letting so many of you worry       and that any of you worried at all really surprised me.  and i feel like i owe it,  too,  to the people who messaged me saying that this blog made them feel better when they themselves were feeling down.  i’m sorry for taking that away.

i hope that the next time i log in here,  i’ll be in a better place,  but i just don’t know.  maybe someday.  right now,  i’m just trying to make it through each day.  i’m not doing well.  i’m really not.  but i’m still here,  in one way or another.

thank you all for sticking with me.  i send all my love and well wishes to you.  take care of each other.  fingers crossed for a better 2020.

-  anne.

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HQ pics of Golden Globe nominees Adam Driver & John David Washington

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         ADAM DRIVER IS OFFICIALLY A GOLDEN-GLOBE NOMINATED ACTOR AND I AM OFFICIALLY A GODDAMN MESS 

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        i  combed  through my blog about three or four times and as far as i can see,  nothing has been flagged or deleted  (  if you see a post has been flagged,  feel free to let me know,  though !  )  i also decided that i won’t be moving my fics over to another site.  definitely i’ll try and get them unflagged,  but if the whole blog gets deleted,  it’s not the end of the world.  hopefully you guys aren’t having too much trouble w/ the flagging issues !

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Why they're deciding to tag things eludes me because as far as I know the new rules only apply to images, and I'm super upset because a majority of your fics and hcs, especially the nsfw stuff, is just gone????? Idk if you've noticed or if my specific app is just trash but staff is gunna catch these hands if they don't get their shit together.

         LDSKGHSDG GOD  okay so i went through my blog again and nothing  seems  to be flagged  ( nothing major at least bc the paterson prohibition post got nailed and i’m still mad about it )  BUT  i don’t know if this is a new glitch or if it’s just that tumblr isn’t telling  me  i got flagged ???  just in case i’ll be saving all my fics but i honestly have no idea what’s gotten nailed and what hasn’t i feel like this website is on fire