I'm a recovering asshole. This blog Is stuff I have any sort of emotional response to. I'm sorry if my human RP slips sometimes
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Winter work + Get Arc Flash'd, Idiot cdda OC Isiah
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Hi! I have every disease! Do you want one?
How about you follow me to this special room
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Hot take but price control on staple goods worked out well for Japan from what I heard (not well read on the subject admittedly)
Trump taking a page out of Kamala's book
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Average British individual
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) | dir. Marc Webb
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Map of the regions of China in the 1944 film “Why We Fight: The Battle of China”
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tried to sleep but I’ve fallen into a fit of laughter thinking about the why does bikini bottom have this device image
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I'M BACK (AND IM WORSE)
ayoooooo who else feel like they was poisoned or maybe cursed
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part of the reason I think it’s so sad that we collectively write so few stories about unrequited love is bc I feel like there’s very little public acknowledgment of how much it sucks to be the one somebody is in unrequited love with??? and not in a way of like, oh they’re crossing boundaries or putting expectations on me or whatever. becoming close friends with someone and then finding out they’re in love with you and you don’t love them back the same way is heartbreaking, bc a) someone you love is in pain and there is literally nothing you can do about it, and b) it usually means that whether you like it or not there’s going to be distance in your friendship that wasn’t there before as they try to get over you. idk man I just feel like we’ve all discussed the tragedy of loving someone who doesn’t love you back quite a lot and very rarely discuss the tragedy of finding out the way that you love someone just isn’t enough.
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There's a bean in there

🧪 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Oil of Superior Mending
Potion, uncommon ___ This canister of oil is capped with a resealable six-sided top. The oil inside is represented by a pool of 10 d6s, which you can use to restore hit points to damaged constructs and objects. You can use an action to pour some of the oil onto a damaged construct or object, expending 1 or more d6s from the pool (up to the remaining amount). Roll the expended d6s: the target regains a number of hit points equal to the total, as the oil magically repairs the relevant damage. A damaged area appears as having been filled or coated by black resin, which disappears after 1 hour to reveal the repaired materials. The canister is empty once the last d6 has been expended from the pool. This effect can physically repair a magic item, but it can’t restore magic to such an object. ___ ✨ Patrons get huge perks! Access this and hundreds of other item cards, art files, and compendium entries when you support The Griffon’s Saddlebag on Patreon for as little as $3 a month!
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Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.
Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.
Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.
Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE
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Division and multiplication are done at the same step from left to right. Same for addition and subtraction. Since at the core the pairs are the same operation (subtraction is adding a negative. Division is multiplying by the reciprocal)

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